环游世界80天
电影介绍
导演： Buzz Kulik
编剧： Jules Verne.....(novel Le tour du monde en quatre-vingts jours) John Gay
演员： 皮尔斯·布鲁斯南Pierce Brosnan.....Phileas Fogg Eric Idle.....Jean Passepart 茱莉亚·尼克逊Julia Nickson-Soul
影片类型： 爱情 动作 科幻
国家/地区： 美国
剧情简介
英国贵族福克（皮尔斯·布鲁斯南饰）用自己的财富、事业和名誉 ![（图）环游世界80天 [Around The World In 80 Days]](uploads/200907/s_1247450142ZD1p2MGe.jpg "（图）环游世界80天 [Around The World In 80 Days]")
环游世界80天 [Around The World In 80 Days]
豪赌在80天内环游全球一周。凑巧的是，当时英格兰银行巨额英镑不翼而飞，福克顿时成了众矢之的——携款潜逃。于是英格兰银行招集大批顶尖侦探，派遣到世界各地展开地毯式搜捕。而福克的环球旅程惊险刺激、遭遇千奇百怪，层出不穷，横渡三大海洋，跨越五大洲。到底谁才是真正的赢家？巨额英磅能否寻获？是道高一尺，还是魔高一丈呢？
![（图）环游世界80天 [Around The World In 80 Days]](uploads/200907/1247450142ZD1p2MGe.jpg "（图）环游世界80天 [Around The World In 80 Days]")
环游世界80天 [Around The World In 80 Days]豪赌在80天内环游全球一周。凑巧的是，当时英格兰银行巨额英镑不翼而飞，福克顿时成了众矢之的——携款潜逃。于是英格兰银行招集大批顶尖侦探，派遣到世界各地展开地毯式搜捕。而福克的环球旅程惊险刺激、遭遇千奇百怪，层出不穷，横渡三大海洋，跨越五大洲。到底谁才是真正的赢家？巨额英磅能否寻获？是道高一尺，还是魔高一丈呢？
一八七二年的伦敦。一位名叫福格的绅士跟朋友们在俱乐部里闲聊时扬言自已“能在八十天内周游世界”，并以三万英镑打赌。福格匆匆带着随从巴斯帕图，乘坐一艘气球船来到法国南方，原想搭上火车，后来看到火车挤得无法开出，又乘气轮船赶到西班牙。凑巧碰上斗牛表演，两人宁可耽搁，也要大饱一下眼福。
正当他们去瑞士时，不料被苏格兰场（即伦敦警察局）的密探盯上。原来福格离开伦敦不久，那里发生了一宗抢劫银行案，两人被涉疑，密探一路跟踪过来。福格他们只好逃到印度，搭救了准备殉情而死的奥达公主，三人成了旅伴。他们横渡大洋，千里迢迢来到旧金山，经过北美大陆，终于抵达纽约。哪料去英国的定期班次的轮船刚刚驶出港口，三人晚了一步。
离开期限只有几天了，福格倾囊买了一艘飞艇，越过波涛汹涌的大西洋，降落在英国本土上。然而，迎接他们的却是一场空欢喜；等候己久的警察把他们三人锒铛入狱。打赌的八十天时间快要到了。福格花了好大的劲，费了许多口舌。向警方证明自己无罪，才得获释回家。奥达公主倾心于他的勇敢和机智，两人准备结婚，就在举行婚礼之前，也就是八十天的最后一天，福格洋洋得意地来到俱乐部，众友大吃一惊，福格打赌赢了，又娶了个漂亮老婆。但他的旅费正好是三万英镑。赢的钱等于没拿。
英文剧本
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[alarm bell ringing]
[alarm bell ringing]
2
[man]
To the Bank of England! Quickly!
[man]
To the Bank of England! Quickly!
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Surround the building!
Surround the building!
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You go that way! You go this way!
You go that way! You go this way!
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- [whistle blowing]
- There he is!
- [whistle blowing]
- There he is!
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- Come on!
- After him, men!
- Come on!
- After him, men!
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[shouting]
[shouting]
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[shouting]
[shouting]
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That way!
That way!
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- He came this way. I'm sure of it.
- Come on!
- He came this way. I'm sure of it.
- Come on!
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Come on, mates! Keep up!
Come on, mates! Keep up!
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Sorry, sir.
Sorry, sir.
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[metal clanging]
[metal clanging]
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Today is the day I will finally achieve
what has been deemed impossible.
Today is the day I will finally achieve
what has been deemed impossible.
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Man can break
the 50-mile-per-hour speed barrier.
Man can break
the 50-mile-per-hour speed barrier.
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And you're lucky
to be a part of it, Pierre.
And you're lucky
to be a part of it, Pierre.
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- It's Jean Michel, sir.
- Yes.
- It's Jean Michel, sir.
- Yes.
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We will make history.
Or we will die trying.
We will make history.
Or we will die trying.
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- Die?
- This is very exciting.
- Die?
- This is very exciting.
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That's it!
I refuse to be catapulted,
That's it!
I refuse to be catapulted,
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electrocuted, or have my internal organs
disrupted any longer!
electrocuted, or have my internal organs
disrupted any longer!
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I quit!
I quit!
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He is a very sick man!
He is a very sick man!
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The electrocution was not my fault!
The electrocution was not my fault!
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You refused to wear
the rubber underpants!
You refused to wear
the rubber underpants!
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We're looking for a bank robber.
We're looking for a bank robber.
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Is there no man brave enough
to be my valet?
Is there no man brave enough
to be my valet?
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Oh... Aah!
Oh... Aah!
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[groans]
[groans]
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I'm your new valet.
I'm your new valet.
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Uh... I must commend
the valet service
Uh... I must commend
the valet service
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on their impeccable foresight.
on their impeccable foresight.
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But they know I only
accept French valets.
But they know I only
accept French valets.
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Yes. Oh! Oui! Oui!
Yes. Oh! Oui! Oui!
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I come from a long line
of French valets.
I come from a long line
of French valets.
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On my father's side.
Very, very French.
On my father's side.
Very, very French.
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- But your accent.
- My father French. Never speak.
- But your accent.
- My father French. Never speak.
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My mother Chinese and never shuts up.
All the children pick up her accent.
My mother Chinese and never shuts up.
All the children pick up her accent.
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[steam hissing]
[steam hissing]
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- [whistle blowing]
- Very well.
- [whistle blowing]
- Very well.
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Will you be willing to risk your life
to challenge the laws of physics?
Will you be willing to risk your life
to challenge the laws of physics?
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- Yes. Uh, and I can sing, too.
- Excellent. Pop this little hat on.
- Yes. Uh, and I can sing, too.
- Excellent. Pop this little hat on.
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- He's got to be in here.
- He's this way!
- He's got to be in here.
- He's this way!
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[rumbling, hissing]
[rumbling, hissing]
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And the throttle in your
right hand controls the speed.
And the throttle in your
right hand controls the speed.
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- How do I stop?
- Godspeed!
- How do I stop?
- Godspeed!
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Uh-uh-uh...
Uh-uh-uh...
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Twenty-five miles per hour.
Yes, the pressure's stable-ish.
Twenty-five miles per hour.
Yes, the pressure's stable-ish.
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We need more speed, man.
We need more speed, man.
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Waah! Wee-yoo!
Waah! Wee-yoo!
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Forty miles per hour.
Hang on in there, my good man.
Forty miles per hour.
Hang on in there, my good man.
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[screaming]
[screaming]
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- Forty-seven.
- [groaning]
- Forty-seven.
- [groaning]
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- Forty-eight.
- [whining]
- Forty-eight.
- [whining]
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Forty-nine.
Forty-nine.
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Eureka! We've done it!
Eureka! We've done it!
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[screaming]
[screaming]
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[screaming]
[screaming]
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Uh...
Uh...
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Waaah!
Waaah!
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I say, I say. Uh, good morning.
I say, I say. Uh, good morning.
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- I'm looking for a man with...
- Over here!
- I'm looking for a man with...
- Over here!
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There he is. There's my valet.
There he is. There's my valet.
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- [screaming]
- [people screaming]
- [screaming]
- [people screaming]
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Sorry! New valet.
Sorry! New valet.
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[screaming]
[screaming]
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Whoa!
Whoa!
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- [screaming]
- Whoa!
- [screaming]
- Whoa!
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- Good morning.
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
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- [both screaming]
- You'll be able to let go any second.
- [both screaming]
- You'll be able to let go any second.
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The pack will run out of steam
The pack will run out of steam
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in exactly three, two, one.
in exactly three, two, one.
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- Now.
- [screaming]
- Now.
- [screaming]
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Look out!
Look out!
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- That was incredible!
- We've broken the human speed barrier.
- That was incredible!
- We've broken the human speed barrier.
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[panting] Good-bye, sir.
[panting] Good-bye, sir.
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It's been very nice valeting for you.
It's been very nice valeting for you.
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Let's... do it again soon.
Let's... do it again soon.
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Please, wait!
Please, wait!
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With you as my brave valet,
I can test all my inventions.
With you as my brave valet,
I can test all my inventions.
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No!
No!
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[bobby] Spread out!
[bobby] Spread out!
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- Cover that...
- Yes, yes.
- Cover that...
- Yes, yes.
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- I take the job.
- Splendid!
- I take the job.
- Splendid!
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I can't wait to present
my results to the Academy.
I can't wait to present
my results to the Academy.
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[applause]
[applause]
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[man] Too kind. Too kind. Thank you.
[man] Too kind. Too kind. Thank you.
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And with this grant to develop
new applications for copper wire,
And with this grant to develop
new applications for copper wire,
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Dr. Ramsey invented this.
Dr. Ramsey invented this.
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[gasps]
[gasps]
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Needless to say,
the Royal Academy of Science
Needless to say,
the Royal Academy of Science
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declared this crackpot
mentally incompetent,
declared this crackpot
mentally incompetent,
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and he was duly dispatched
to a lunatic asylum.
and he was duly dispatched
to a lunatic asylum.
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Sir. I have an urgent
announcement for you. Here.
Sir. I have an urgent
announcement for you. Here.
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Don't just stand there. Read it.
Don't just stand there. Read it.
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Oh. Um...
Oh. Um...
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"lt is with great distress
"lt is with great distress
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that Scotland Yard announces
that Scotland Yard announces
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that the Bank of England...
has been robbed."
that the Bank of England...
has been robbed."
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[crowd gasps]
[crowd gasps]
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My stolen Jade Buddha stolen?
You blighter!
My stolen Jade Buddha stolen?
You blighter!
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You gave me every assurance that
the Bank of England was impenetrable!
You gave me every assurance that
the Bank of England was impenetrable!
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Sir, sir, I said, "lmpregnable."
Sir, sir, I said, "lmpregnable."
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It's the same thing, you idiot!
It's the same thing, you idiot!
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- Please, please, not the quills!
- [shrieking]
- Please, please, not the quills!
- [shrieking]
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Lord Salisbury!
Lord Salisbury!
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Please contact General Fang
and inform her, no Buddha, no deal.
Please contact General Fang
and inform her, no Buddha, no deal.
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To forgo your obligation would
be dishonorable, Lord Kelvin.
To forgo your obligation would
be dishonorable, Lord Kelvin.
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A woman in the Royal Academy?
A woman in the Royal Academy?
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The Jade Buddha was delivered
by us to the Bank of England.
The Jade Buddha was delivered
by us to the Bank of England.
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- What happens while in British hands...
- Is absolutely your concern.
- What happens while in British hands...
- Is absolutely your concern.
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Colonel Kitchner,
chief of Scotland Yard,
Colonel Kitchner,
chief of Scotland Yard,
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please inform General Fang
please inform General Fang
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what other items were stolen
from the bank.
what other items were stolen
from the bank.
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[whimpering] Nothing else.
[whimpering] Nothing else.
116
Exactly. It seems
your little land dispute
Exactly. It seems
your little land dispute
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has spilled over
onto our noble shore.
has spilled over
onto our noble shore.
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Until the Jade Buddha
is back in my possession,
Until the Jade Buddha
is back in my possession,
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you and your cause will receive no
British military assistance whatsoever.
you and your cause will receive no
British military assistance whatsoever.
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Kitchner.
Kitchner.
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My agents will retrieve the Jade
Buddha once again, Lord Kelvin.
My agents will retrieve the Jade
Buddha once again, Lord Kelvin.
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This time, do not let it
slip through your fingers.
This time, do not let it
slip through your fingers.
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A female general.
A female general.
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What sort of pathetic man
takes orders from a woman?
What sort of pathetic man
takes orders from a woman?
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Cor!
Cor!
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- Come away from here.
- [boy] Oh, Dad. Can't we stay?
- Come away from here.
- [boy] Oh, Dad. Can't we stay?
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My wind-powered pulley system
My wind-powered pulley system
128
circulates the house with fresh air.
circulates the house with fresh air.
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Kitchen items are to be placed
on the white boat,
Kitchen items are to be placed
on the white boat,
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and the blue is for laundry.
and the blue is for laundry.
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But most importantly,
this supplies the house
But most importantly,
this supplies the house
132
with a running current of electricity.
with a running current of electricity.
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Electricity.
Electricity.
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This is my comprehensive
data schedule and list of regulations.
This is my comprehensive
data schedule and list of regulations.
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It's quite simple. You're never
to divert one iota from my plans.
It's quite simple. You're never
to divert one iota from my plans.
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I must live my life
with total efficiency...
I must live my life
with total efficiency...
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to maximize my inventing capacity,
to maximize my inventing capacity,
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thus enabling me to do
the most I can for mankind.
thus enabling me to do
the most I can for mankind.
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Uh, Mr. Fogg, you are a noble,
precise gentleman.
Uh, Mr. Fogg, you are a noble,
precise gentleman.
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Thank you. Uh.... Sorry.
What was your name? Ahem.
Thank you. Uh.... Sorry.
What was your name? Ahem.
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Passport. Too.
Passport. Too.
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Passepartout.
Passepartout.
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[whistles]
[whistles]
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[Passepartout] Bottled light.
[Passepartout] Bottled light.
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A miracle.
A miracle.
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Hardly.
Hardly.
147
Just undiscovered science from
an American named Thomas Edison.
Just undiscovered science from
an American named Thomas Edison.
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It turns on with a whistle.
It turns on with a whistle.
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- [whistles]
- [machinery winds down]
- [whistles]
- [machinery winds down]
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- [Fogg] Please don't do that.
- [Fogg whistles]
- [Fogg] Please don't do that.
- [Fogg whistles]
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Ah, I see your eye is drawn
Ah, I see your eye is drawn
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to what I hope will one day
be my crowning achievement.
to what I hope will one day
be my crowning achievement.
153
A giant moth?
A giant moth?
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- It's a flying machine.
- It can fly?
- It's a flying machine.
- It can fly?
155
Yes.
Yes.
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No. But it will...one day.
No. But it will...one day.
157
One day it will transport people
through the air.
One day it will transport people
through the air.
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Perhaps over entire oceans.
Perhaps over entire oceans.
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[whistles]
[whistles]
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Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
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I'm going to have
to make a rule for this.
I'm going to have
to make a rule for this.
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Dear Father:
Dear Father:
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I will find the fastest way
back to China...
I will find the fastest way
back to China...
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to make our village safe once again.
to make our village safe once again.
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[ringing]
[ringing]
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Passepartout?
Passepartout?
167
Departure for the Royal Academy
of Science in two minutes.
Departure for the Royal Academy
of Science in two minutes.
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Prepare my urban transport device.
Prepare my urban transport device.
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Prepare my urban transport device.
Prepare my urban transport device.
170
It's the shoes
with little wheels on them.
It's the shoes
with little wheels on them.
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It's the shoes
with little wheels on them.
It's the shoes
with little wheels on them.
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Clear the way. Clear the way.
Clear the way. Clear the way.
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Mr. Fogg coming through.
Watch out! Watch out!
Mr. Fogg coming through.
Watch out! Watch out!
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Excuse me. Out of way.
Excuse me. Out of way.
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- Gangway.
- Fogg's arrived.
- Gangway.
- Fogg's arrived.
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- Gangway. Ooh!
- Hey!
- Gangway. Ooh!
- Hey!
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That makes it exactly
ten minutes before noon.
That makes it exactly
ten minutes before noon.
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That will be all.
That will be all.
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Gentlemen.
Gentlemen.
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T oday I have proved that man
T oday I have proved that man
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can break the 50-mile-per-hour
speed barrier
can break the 50-mile-per-hour
speed barrier
182
without disrupting
his internal organs.
without disrupting
his internal organs.
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[murmuring]
[murmuring]
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Where is your Royal Academy
of Science authorization?
Where is your Royal Academy
of Science authorization?
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What am I thinking? What a fool.
What am I thinking? What a fool.
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That would mean that you
were a real scientist!
That would mean that you
were a real scientist!
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[laughing]
[laughing]
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By your definition,
a real scientist's objective
By your definition,
a real scientist's objective
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would be to prevent man from progress.
would be to prevent man from progress.
190
We live in a golden age, Fogg.
We live in a golden age, Fogg.
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Everything worth discovering
has been discovered.
Everything worth discovering
has been discovered.
192
Yet ridiculous dreamers
like you insist
Yet ridiculous dreamers
like you insist
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on a past filled with dinosaurs...
on a past filled with dinosaurs...
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and evolution.
and evolution.
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- [laughing]
- And on a future filled
- [laughing]
- And on a future filled
196
with motorized vehicles,
with motorized vehicles,
197
radio waves,
radio waves,
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and flying machines!
and flying machines!
199
Confound it! The bloody
Bank of England is a madhouse!
Confound it! The bloody
Bank of England is a madhouse!
200
Rumor has it the bloke's a foreigner.
An Asian chap.
Rumor has it the bloke's a foreigner.
An Asian chap.
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Rumor has it the bloke's a foreigner.
Rumor has it the bloke's a foreigner.
202
Nothing.
Nothing.
203
Yes, I heard it was a Chinese fellow,
and he acted alone.
Yes, I heard it was a Chinese fellow,
and he acted alone.
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[whispering]
[whispering]
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No. Actually,
they say he was Norwegian.
No. Actually,
they say he was Norwegian.
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[murmuring]
[murmuring]
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In fact, though, it was a gang
of elderly Norwegians.
In fact, though, it was a gang
of elderly Norwegians.
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I heard it from a very reliable source
I heard it from a very reliable source
209
that it was a gang
of redheaded elderly Norwegians
that it was a gang
of redheaded elderly Norwegians
210
with very tiny feet.
with very tiny feet.
211
[murmuring]
[murmuring]
212
It's about time
someone robbed that bank.
It's about time
someone robbed that bank.
213
- [gasping]
- Like this very institution,
- [gasping]
- Like this very institution,
214
the Bank of England is outdated.
the Bank of England is outdated.
215
As usual, your contempt
for tradition is appalling.
As usual, your contempt
for tradition is appalling.
216
You rest on your traditions,
if you prefer,
You rest on your traditions,
if you prefer,
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but, as with this bank robber,
progress waits for no one.
but, as with this bank robber,
progress waits for no one.
218
So now you're an expert
on the bank thief as well.
So now you're an expert
on the bank thief as well.
219
Give us the benefit
of your ineffable wisdom, Fogg.
Give us the benefit
of your ineffable wisdom, Fogg.
220
Twenty-six minutes ago,
a ship left Dover for Paris.
Twenty-six minutes ago,
a ship left Dover for Paris.
221
From there, the thief
takes the Orient Express,
From there, the thief
takes the Orient Express,
222
where he transfers to a steamer,
from lstanbul to lndia.
where he transfers to a steamer,
from lstanbul to lndia.
223
In little over a month,
that man could be in China.
In little over a month,
that man could be in China.
224
If we're to believe Fogg's calculations,
he will have circled the globe
If we're to believe Fogg's calculations,
he will have circled the globe
225
and returned to England in a fortnight.
and returned to England in a fortnight.
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[laughing]
[laughing]
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Actually, by my calculations, it would
be closer to, uh, exactly 80 days.
Actually, by my calculations, it would
be closer to, uh, exactly 80 days.
228
Outstanding idea.
Outstanding idea.
229
Well, then, Fogg,
Well, then, Fogg,
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Iet's see you circumnavigate the world
Iet's see you circumnavigate the world
231
in 80 days.
in 80 days.
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I... That would be
a fruitless use of my time.
I... That would be
a fruitless use of my time.
233
I'm on the verge of numerous...
I'm on the verge of numerous...
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countless... scientific breakthroughs.
countless... scientific breakthroughs.
235
You coward. Admit it.
It cannot be done.
You coward. Admit it.
It cannot be done.
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It can! I could do it.
It can! I could do it.
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A wager.
A wager.
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- ?1 0,000.
- [clamoring]
- ?1 0,000.
- [clamoring]
239
Unlike you and your colleagues,
money does not inspire me.
Unlike you and your colleagues,
money does not inspire me.
240
I believe every man has his price.
I believe every man has his price.
241
Even you, o noble Phileas Fogg.
Even you, o noble Phileas Fogg.
242
There must be something I could offer
that would be worthy of your time.
There must be something I could offer
that would be worthy of your time.
243
There is. Your position as head
of the Royal Academy.
There is. Your position as head
of the Royal Academy.
244
[clamoring]
[clamoring]
245
I could lead Britain
and the rest of the world
I could lead Britain
and the rest of the world
246
into a new age of progress
and discovery.
into a new age of progress
and discovery.
247
[laughing]
[laughing]
248
- Fair enough.
- What?
- Fair enough.
- What?
249
I, Lord Kelvin, hereby vow
I, Lord Kelvin, hereby vow
250
to surrender my position as minister
of science to Phileas Fogg...
to surrender my position as minister
of science to Phileas Fogg...
251
- No!
- No! No!
- No!
- No! No!
252
if he can circumnavigate
the globe...
if he can circumnavigate
the globe...
253
in no more than 80 days.
in no more than 80 days.
254
But if he cannot,
But if he cannot,
255
he must never set foot
in this academy again,
he must never set foot
in this academy again,
256
he must tear down that abhorrent eyesore
he calls a laboratory,
he must tear down that abhorrent eyesore
he calls a laboratory,
257
and he must swear...
and he must swear...
258
never to invent again.
never to invent again.
259
Just as I always suspected, Fogg.
Just as I always suspected, Fogg.
260
You promise so much, yet you deliver...
You promise so much, yet you deliver...
261
oh, nothing.
oh, nothing.
262
[laughing]
[laughing]
263
- I'll take your wager.
- What did you say?
- I'll take your wager.
- What did you say?
264
I'll take your wager!
I'll take your wager!
265
He did it.
He did it.
266
Then it's done.
Then it's done.
267
A man who has never set foot
out of England circling the globe.
A man who has never set foot
out of England circling the globe.
268
[laughing]
[laughing]
269
This is going to be rather amusing.
This is going to be rather amusing.
270
History won't remember your amusement,
but it will be hard-pressed to forget
History won't remember your amusement,
but it will be hard-pressed to forget
271
the moment I'm standing on the very top
step of the Royal Academy of Science.
the moment I'm standing on the very top
step of the Royal Academy of Science.
272
- [bell tolls]
- By the strike of noon,
- [bell tolls]
- By the strike of noon,
273
after l, Phileas Fogg,
have traveled around the world
after l, Phileas Fogg,
have traveled around the world
274
in 80 days!
in 80 days!
275
[cheering, applause]
[cheering, applause]
276
[Fogg] Oh, dear.
[Fogg] Oh, dear.
277
Mr. Fogg, we all pack and ready to go.
Mr. Fogg, are you in here?
Mr. Fogg, we all pack and ready to go.
Mr. Fogg, are you in here?
278
[crowd chanting]
Phileas! Phileas! Phileas!
[crowd chanting]
Phileas! Phileas! Phileas!
279
- Uh...
- Mr. Fogg, are you well, sir?
- Uh...
- Mr. Fogg, are you well, sir?
280
Huh?
Huh?
281
Uh, Passepartout.
Uh, Passepartout.
282
Would you... sit with me a moment?
Would you... sit with me a moment?
283
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
284
I risked everything,
my entire life's work.
I risked everything,
my entire life's work.
285
For something you believe in.
For something you believe in.
286
Nothing could make
more sense than that, sir.
Nothing could make
more sense than that, sir.
287
You are honorable, Passepartout.
You are honorable, Passepartout.
288
But I'm afraid this was
a calamitous lapse of judgment.
But I'm afraid this was
a calamitous lapse of judgment.
289
- Mr. Fogg?
- Yes?
- Mr. Fogg?
- Yes?
290
- Let your family...
- There is no one left to tell.
- Let your family...
- There is no one left to tell.
291
This house and my inventions
are all I have.
This house and my inventions
are all I have.
292
And a brave French valet that will help
you make it around the world in 80 days.
And a brave French valet that will help
you make it around the world in 80 days.
293
- You really believe we can succeed?
- Yes.
- You really believe we can succeed?
- Yes.
294
Yes. Yes. Yes!
Yes. Yes. Yes!
295
You're mad. We'll be sliced to pieces
before we reach lndia.
You're mad. We'll be sliced to pieces
before we reach lndia.
296
[man] We're with you, sir!
[man] We're with you, sir!
297
Good luck!
Good luck!
298
Halt!
Halt!
299
- Quite a contraption here, Mr. Fogg.
- Thank you, lnspector.
- Quite a contraption here, Mr. Fogg.
- Thank you, lnspector.
300
But I'm afraid I'm gonna have to detain
you and your valet until further notice.
But I'm afraid I'm gonna have to detain
you and your valet until further notice.
301
This here doohickey is in violation
of the city's new vehicle code.
This here doohickey is in violation
of the city's new vehicle code.
302
Vehicle code?
Vehicle code?
303
Code 431.
Code 431.
304
All vehicles
must be powered by horses.
All vehicles
must be powered by horses.
305
Or other indigenous
quadruped creatures of the like,
Or other indigenous
quadruped creatures of the like,
306
excluding giraffes and...
excluding giraffes and...
307
You're driveling. Stand aside.
You're driveling. Stand aside.
308
I'm about to embark upon
a journey around the world.
I'm about to embark upon
a journey around the world.
309
Not in this monstrosity,
you're not. No!
Not in this monstrosity,
you're not. No!
310
- Mm-mm.
- That's hot.
- Mm-mm.
- That's hot.
311
It's... Ow!
It's... Ow!
312
[shrieking, blubbering]
[shrieking, blubbering]
313
- [loud crash]
- [crowd moans]
- [loud crash]
- [crowd moans]
314
Time to go.
We have a boat to catch.
Time to go.
We have a boat to catch.
315
Stealing a police vehicle is not
an acceptable way to begin our journey.
Stealing a police vehicle is not
an acceptable way to begin our journey.
316
- Not stealing. Borrowing.
- Excuse us.
- Not stealing. Borrowing.
- Excuse us.
317
We're borrowing this vehicle
to catch our ship to Paris,
We're borrowing this vehicle
to catch our ship to Paris,
318
if someone could inform
the appropriate authorities.
if someone could inform
the appropriate authorities.
319
Bloody hell! Me brain's leakin'!
Bloody hell! Me brain's leakin'!
320
[shrieks]
[shrieks]
321
Ahh! Damn that nincompoop Fix.
Ahh! Damn that nincompoop Fix.
322
What's the point of hiring
a corrupt police officer
What's the point of hiring
a corrupt police officer
323
if he can't abuse the law properly?
if he can't abuse the law properly?
324
- Kitchner.
- Sir!
- Kitchner.
- Sir!
325
Tell Fix to pack his bags.
Tell Fix to pack his bags.
326
- He's going on a trip.
- Right away, sir.
- He's going on a trip.
- Right away, sir.
327
[speaking Chinese]
[speaking Chinese]
328
[ship's whistle blowing]
[ship's whistle blowing]
329
Hmm. Smart man.
Hmm. Smart man.
330
Passepartout, tell this
impudent fellow we must
Passepartout, tell this
impudent fellow we must
331
Ieave within six and a half hours, or we
miss our connection in Constantinople.
Ieave within six and a half hours, or we
miss our connection in Constantinople.
332
Yes, sir. Please.
We are in a great hurry.
Yes, sir. Please.
We are in a great hurry.
333
- Passepartout?
- Yes?
- Passepartout?
- Yes?
334
In French.
In French.
335
[sighs]
[sighs]
336
Sacre bleu, la champignon,
Sacre bleu, la champignon,
337
chateau, bien, francoise, voila,
ooh-la-la, foie de gras.
chateau, bien, francoise, voila,
ooh-la-la, foie de gras.
338
- What did he say?
- Uh...
- What did he say?
- Uh...
339
He say...
He say...
340
- What?
- He says not to worry.
- What?
- He says not to worry.
341
The next train will leave in five hours.
Good time for sightseeing.
The next train will leave in five hours.
Good time for sightseeing.
342
Passepartout, this is
a scientific expedition, not a holiday!
Passepartout, this is
a scientific expedition, not a holiday!
343
I will not miss this train.
I will not miss this train.
344
[bell jingles]
[bell jingles]
345
Ah!
Ah!
346
- Very amazing.
- What?
- Very amazing.
- What?
347
What does it say?
What does it say?
348
Eddie Thomason will be
showing his inventions.
Eddie Thomason will be
showing his inventions.
349
Thomas Edison? Here in Paris?
Thomas Edison? Here in Paris?
350
What a chance for you
to meet another great inventor.
What a chance for you
to meet another great inventor.
351
I would quite like to tell him
about my whistle modification.
I would quite like to tell him
about my whistle modification.
352
Good idea.
Good idea.
353
See? Exposition. Science.
See? Exposition. Science.
354
[speaking Chinese]
[speaking Chinese]
355
I assure you these are not
the works of Thomas Edison.
I assure you these are not
the works of Thomas Edison.
356
Uh, I think he is
somewhere around here.
Uh, I think he is
somewhere around here.
357
Wait a moment. This isn't science.
Wait a moment. This isn't science.
358
This is art.
This is art.
359
- Yeah.
- Hmm.
- Yeah.
- Hmm.
360
That painting is highly inaccurate.
That painting is highly inaccurate.
361
[woman] It's not
supposed to be accurate.
[woman] It's not
supposed to be accurate.
362
The artist views reality
through imagination
The artist views reality
through imagination
363
rather than simply recording it.
rather than simply recording it.
364
It is called "lmpressionism."
It is called "lmpressionism."
365
Well, um, I'm not impressed.
Well, um, I'm not impressed.
366
Trees are not violet,
grass is not charcoal,
Trees are not violet,
grass is not charcoal,
367
and a man cannot...
and a man cannot...
368
fly.
fly.
369
You feel something.
You feel something.
370
You dream of flying.
You dream of flying.
371
Or of naked men.
Or of naked men.
372
- Sometimes.
- Ah.
- Sometimes.
- Ah.
373
The flying. N-N-Not the men.
The flying. N-N-Not the men.
374
I am glad you like my painting.
Monique La Roche.
I am glad you like my painting.
Monique La Roche.
375
Phileas Fogg. I must say, it's a lot
better than these amateurs.
Phileas Fogg. I must say, it's a lot
better than these amateurs.
376
What did he say?
What did he say?
377
- Oh, no.
- [speaking French]
- Oh, no.
- [speaking French]
378
[clears throat]
[clears throat]
379
[speaking French]
[speaking French]
380
Non.
Non.
381
Goodness. What was that all about?
Goodness. What was that all about?
382
Well, a wealthy gentleman
bought my painting for a lot of money.
Well, a wealthy gentleman
bought my painting for a lot of money.
383
Champagne for everyone!
Champagne for everyone!
384
[shouting in Chinese]
[shouting in Chinese]
385
I'm still looking for Mr. Eddie.
Nice painting.
I'm still looking for Mr. Eddie.
Nice painting.
386
Have you considered
a career in schematic drawing?
Have you considered
a career in schematic drawing?
387
No. It would be far too limiting.
No. It would be far too limiting.
388
At least your work
shows genuine promise.
At least your work
shows genuine promise.
389
Thank you. Those I painted
many months ago.
Thank you. Those I painted
many months ago.
390
I was lacking inspiration.
I was lacking inspiration.
391
I found some men
to help me find Mr. "Edimon."
I found some men
to help me find Mr. "Edimon."
392
- This way.
- Thank you. Thank you.
- This way.
- Thank you. Thank you.
393
[shouting in Chinese]
[shouting in Chinese]
394
He's very eager.
He's very eager.
395
[shouting] Get him!
[shouting] Get him!
396
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Oh, it's terrible, no?
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Oh, it's terrible, no?
397
No, no, it's...
No, no, it's...
398
- clever.
- Oh.
- clever.
- Oh.
399
Hmm. Yes.
Hmm. Yes.
400
- He's a clown.
- Mm-hmm.
- He's a clown.
- Mm-hmm.
401
And yet...
And yet...
402
he's incredibly angry.
he's incredibly angry.
403
The irony is, uh, terrifying.
The irony is, uh, terrifying.
404
- Is that good?
- Is it?
- Is that good?
- Is it?
405
Ah, this is interesting.
Ah, this is interesting.
406
Without opposable thumbs,
a dog could never play poker.
Without opposable thumbs,
a dog could never play poker.
407
Yes, they can.
Yes, they can.
408
Where have you seen
a dog playing poker?
Where have you seen
a dog playing poker?
409
Right there.
Right there.
410
Perhaps I'm not the best judge.
Perhaps I'm not the best judge.
411
[screaming]
[screaming]
412
Bandits! They come to take away
all the paintings!
Bandits! They come to take away
all the paintings!
413
- Quickly! Come this way!
- Passepartout!
- Quickly! Come this way!
- Passepartout!
414
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
415
Thank you, Miss La Roche.
You may just have saved our trip.
Thank you, Miss La Roche.
You may just have saved our trip.
416
- There you are.
- I would, uh...
- There you are.
- I would, uh...
417
- I would like to repay you.
- Take me with you.
- I would like to repay you.
- Take me with you.
418
- What?
- I'm stifled here. Pigeonholed.
- What?
- I'm stifled here. Pigeonholed.
419
They think of me only
as a coat-check girl!
They think of me only
as a coat-check girl!
420
- Why?
- Because I am the coat-check girl.
- Why?
- Because I am the coat-check girl.
421
- Ah.
- Look.
- Ah.
- Look.
422
The leading art critic in Paris.
The leading art critic in Paris.
423
Look what he wrote
about one of my paintings.
Look what he wrote
about one of my paintings.
424
- I can't read this. It's French.
- I wish I couldn't.
- I can't read this. It's French.
- I wish I couldn't.
425
Why do you carry it?
Why do you carry it?
426
When I do succeed,
I can throw it in his face, but for now,
When I do succeed,
I can throw it in his face, but for now,
427
I need a world journey to inspire me.
I need a world journey to inspire me.
428
I'm inspired to get us
back on schedule.
I'm inspired to get us
back on schedule.
429
Let's see. Wind velocity
approximately twelve knots,
Let's see. Wind velocity
approximately twelve knots,
430
factoring in air density...
factoring in air density...
431
Outstanding!
Outstanding!
432
Passepartout, onward! Ah.
Passepartout, onward! Ah.
433
There we go. Passepartout,
tell him to keep the change.
There we go. Passepartout,
tell him to keep the change.
434
Uh... [indistinct French]
fromage, por favor.
Uh... [indistinct French]
fromage, por favor.
435
We are going around
the world in 80 days!
We are going around
the world in 80 days!
436
[speaking French]
[speaking French]
437
The balloon cannot
support all this weight!
The balloon cannot
support all this weight!
438
Your hot air should compensate, no?
Your hot air should compensate, no?
439
- Get off!
- [shouting]
- Get off!
- [shouting]
440
- What are they doing?
- They're being disorderly.
- What are they doing?
- They're being disorderly.
441
Hey! Let go! Let go!
Hey! Let go! Let go!
442
Hey! Passepartout!
My valise! It has all my money in it.
Hey! Passepartout!
My valise! It has all my money in it.
443
- [Monique shrieks]
- [screams]
- [Monique shrieks]
- [screams]
444
Hey, lady, lady, lady! It's my bag.
Hey, lady, lady, lady! It's my bag.
445
No, that is my bag.
No, that is my bag.
446
No, that's not your bag. It's my bag!
No, that's not your bag. It's my bag!
447
- No!
- You crazy.
- No!
- You crazy.
448
Yes.
Yes.
449
[yelling, laughing] That tickles!
[yelling, laughing] That tickles!
450
[speaking Chinese]
[speaking Chinese]
451
You took my bag.
You took my bag.
452
Mr. Fogg! [grunts]
Mr. Fogg! [grunts]
453
- Good catch!
- Thank you.
- Good catch!
- Thank you.
454
- [yelling]
- [people screaming]
- [yelling]
- [people screaming]
455
- [shouting]
- [grunting]
- [shouting]
- [grunting]
456
Ooh!
Ooh!
457
Those are the gallery bandits.
Those are the gallery bandits.
458
[chuckling] Oh, yes!
[chuckling] Oh, yes!
459
Ah.
Ah.
460
He stole my purse!
This devil stole my purse!
He stole my purse!
This devil stole my purse!
461
My bag! He took my... Ah!
My bag! He took my... Ah!
462
- We've stolen that old lady's purse.
- Huh. Here.
- We've stolen that old lady's purse.
- Huh. Here.
463
We must help Passepartout.
How do I make this go lower?
We must help Passepartout.
How do I make this go lower?
464
What are you doing?
Decrease the overall weight...
What are you doing?
Decrease the overall weight...
465
- That's not going to work.
- Yes, it is.
- That's not going to work.
- Yes, it is.
466
Physics, no?
Physics, no?
467
Yes.
Yes.
468
[yelling]
[yelling]
469
Ahhh...
Ahhh...
470
Ooh! Ay! Owww.
Ooh! Ay! Owww.
471
Bonjour.
Bonjour.
472
- [women laughing]
- Bonjour.
- [women laughing]
- Bonjour.
473
- Eh?
- Bye-bye!
- Eh?
- Bye-bye!
474
Wake up, lady! Wake up, lady!
Wake up, lady! Wake up, lady!
475
[onlookers shriek]
[onlookers shriek]
476
Wake up! Lady, wake up!
Wake up! Lady, wake up!
477
[gasps]
[gasps]
478
- Bye, mama.
- Merci.
- Bye, mama.
- Merci.
479
Bye, baby.
Bye, baby.
480
- Ohh...
- [screaming]
- Ohh...
- [screaming]
481
Very impressive. I'd have let go by now.
Very impressive. I'd have let go by now.
482
The statue's grabbing his trousers.
The statue's grabbing his trousers.
483
I don't think it's doing it on purpose.
I don't think it's doing it on purpose.
484
- Oh, dear.
- [screaming]
- Oh, dear.
- [screaming]
485
[Passepartout] Help!
[Passepartout] Help!
486
Well done, Passepartout.
Well done, Passepartout.
487
We're still on schedule
despite those dogged thieves.
We're still on schedule
despite those dogged thieves.
488
Yes, yes. Thank you.
Yes, yes. Thank you.
489
Those art thieves
seemed to recognize you.
Those art thieves
seemed to recognize you.
490
- I look like someone they know.
- Some other Frenchman, perhaps?
- I look like someone they know.
- Some other Frenchman, perhaps?
491
- So, where can we drop you off?
- We're not stopping.
- So, where can we drop you off?
- We're not stopping.
492
Once we land to board
the Orient Express, you are free to go.
Once we land to board
the Orient Express, you are free to go.
493
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
494
- For what?
- I'm free to go with you.
- For what?
- I'm free to go with you.
495
I did not say you were free to come.
I did not say you were free to come.
496
- I said you were free to go.
- Where?
- I said you were free to go.
- Where?
497
- Anywhere.
- Thank you. I will go with you.
- Anywhere.
- Thank you. I will go with you.
498
- No, you will not, Miss La Roche.
- Monique.
- No, you will not, Miss La Roche.
- Monique.
499
- No, you will not, Miss La Roche.
- Monique.
- No, you will not, Miss La Roche.
- Monique.
500
Miss... Monique!
Miss... Monique!
501
There! Now we are getting along.
There! Now we are getting along.
502
[Monique] Comme c'est beau.
[Monique] Comme c'est beau.
503
C'est magnifique.
C'est magnifique.
504
[gasps]
[gasps]
505
Toutes ces couleurs.
Toutes ces couleurs.
506
Look at the sunrise.
There is only one word for it.
Look at the sunrise.
There is only one word for it.
507
- "Magical."
- Miss La Roche!
- "Magical."
- Miss La Roche!
508
I refuse to allow you
to continue traveling with us.
I refuse to allow you
to continue traveling with us.
509
I'm not traveling with you.
I'm making my own way.
I'm not traveling with you.
I'm making my own way.
510
Maybe you shouldn't travel with me.
Maybe you shouldn't travel with me.
511
This is what happens
when you leave your home.
This is what happens
when you leave your home.
512
You meet... people!
You meet... people!
513
[chuckles]
[chuckles]
514
Why are you keeping up this ruse?
Why are you keeping up this ruse?
515
Perhaps I should inform Mr. Fogg,
and together he and I can speculate.
Perhaps I should inform Mr. Fogg,
and together he and I can speculate.
516
A very sacred object
was stolen from my village.
A very sacred object
was stolen from my village.
517
I have taken it back.
I have taken it back.
518
Incroyable.
Incroyable.
519
For many centuries, the Jade Buddha
has protected my people.
For many centuries, the Jade Buddha
has protected my people.
520
It has never left our village until now.
It has never left our village until now.
521
And those art thieves. Who are they?
And those art thieves. Who are they?
522
The Black Scorpions.
They work for an evil warlord. Fang.
The Black Scorpions.
They work for an evil warlord. Fang.
523
She wants the Buddha
so she can take over my village.
She wants the Buddha
so she can take over my village.
524
I must return the Jade Buddha
to protect Lanzhou.
I must return the Jade Buddha
to protect Lanzhou.
525
Mr. Fogg is the fastest way.
Mr. Fogg is the fastest way.
526
Perhaps, then,
we can help one another.
Perhaps, then,
we can help one another.
527
I will keep your secret,
and you convince Mr. Fogg
I will keep your secret,
and you convince Mr. Fogg
528
to allow me to travel
the world with you.
to allow me to travel
the world with you.
529
Keep this Dummkopf in his seat,
or we throw him off!
Keep this Dummkopf in his seat,
or we throw him off!
530
Merely pointing out if they coordinated
their coal-shoveling technique,
Merely pointing out if they coordinated
their coal-shoveling technique,
531
- they could maximize our speed.
- [chuckling]
- they could maximize our speed.
- [chuckling]
532
When we reach Constantinople, I suggest
you board a train we are not on.
When we reach Constantinople, I suggest
you board a train we are not on.
533
- Uh, Mr. Fogg, she must come with us.
- And why is that?
- Uh, Mr. Fogg, she must come with us.
- And why is that?
534
Uh, we just discovered that we are
related from the same family.
Uh, we just discovered that we are
related from the same family.
535
I'm her father's second cousin's sister
on my mother's side. French.
I'm her father's second cousin's sister
on my mother's side. French.
536
Monsieur Fogg. If I make the train
go faster, I can come with you, oui?
Monsieur Fogg. If I make the train
go faster, I can come with you, oui?
537
[chuckles] Yes.
[chuckles] Yes.
538
I bid you farewell, Miss La Roche.
I bid you farewell, Miss La Roche.
539
[whistle blowing]
[whistle blowing]
540
- [engine chugging faster]
- [chuckles]
- [engine chugging faster]
- [chuckles]
541
[Monique, engineers laughing]
[Monique, engineers laughing]
542
If there's anything else you would like,
just let us know, Miss La Roche.
If there's anything else you would like,
just let us know, Miss La Roche.
543
Ah! Voila.
Ah! Voila.
544
Champagne with your first-class seats,
Mademoiselle La Roche.
Champagne with your first-class seats,
Mademoiselle La Roche.
545
Merci.
Merci.
546
- Champagne?
- No, thank you.
- Champagne?
- No, thank you.
547
- Merci.
- Monsieur.
- Merci.
- Monsieur.
548
[sighs]
[sighs]
549
[Phileas] A tea?
[Phileas] A tea?
550
Okay.
Okay.
551
How to make English tea.
How to make English tea.
552
Precisely 96 degrees.
Precisely 96 degrees.
553
Ooh.
Ooh.
554
Excuse me, sir.
Excuse me, sir.
555
- Fogg's valet!
- Fogg's valet!
556
- A jade Buddha!
- This is not a jade Buddha.
- A jade Buddha!
- This is not a jade Buddha.
557
- Oh, yes, it is!
- You're right. But I'm not a valet.
- Oh, yes, it is!
- You're right. But I'm not a valet.
558
Oh. Really?
Oh. Really?
559
Owww!
Owww!
560
Me bloody nose!
Me bloody nose!
561
Let me in!
You're gonna pay for scorchin' me willy!
Let me in!
You're gonna pay for scorchin' me willy!
562
Heh-heh-heh-heh. Now I gotcha.
Heh-heh-heh-heh. Now I gotcha.
563
Ow! Oh! Ow!
Ow! Oh! Ow!
564
Ahhh!
Ahhh!
565
You're under arrest!
You're under arrest!
566
[screaming]
[screaming]
567
- [thudding]
- Ah! Ooh! Ow!
- [thudding]
- Ah! Ooh! Ow!
568
- Sorry!
- [screaming]
- Sorry!
- [screaming]
569
Why the devil are we stopping?
Why the devil are we stopping?
570
Prince Hapi would be honored
to have Fogg
Prince Hapi would be honored
to have Fogg
571
and his traveling companions
at his banquet.
and his traveling companions
at his banquet.
572
[Fogg] How very flattering.
[Fogg] How very flattering.
573
But please inform Prince "Happy"
that we are on a very tight schedule.
But please inform Prince "Happy"
that we are on a very tight schedule.
574
Prince Hapi demands it.
Prince Hapi demands it.
575
Then Prince Hapi
will have to get accustomed
Then Prince Hapi
will have to get accustomed
576
to not getting everything he wants.
to not getting everything he wants.
577
[speaking Turkish]
[speaking Turkish]
578
It is magnificent.
It is magnificent.
579
Mr. Fogg, his house
is even bigger than yours.
Mr. Fogg, his house
is even bigger than yours.
580
His collection, his taste...
It is exquisite.
His collection, his taste...
It is exquisite.
581
Yes, it is.
Yes, it is.
582
Not good.
Very old. Look. Broken.
Not good.
Very old. Look. Broken.
583
And where is His Highness?
And where is His Highness?
584
Oh. The prince is also
a talented musician.
Oh. The prince is also
a talented musician.
585
If I did nothing
but lounge about the palace,
If I did nothing
but lounge about the palace,
586
I'd learn to pluck a few notes.
I'd learn to pluck a few notes.
587
Let's make this brief.
I'll pose for photographs,
Let's make this brief.
I'll pose for photographs,
588
wearing a turban,
holding an atlas...
wearing a turban,
holding an atlas...
589
[Hapi] Mademoiselle.
[Hapi] Mademoiselle.
590
How magical that our paths should cross.
Do you believe in fate?
How magical that our paths should cross.
Do you believe in fate?
591
Is that what you call it
Is that what you call it
592
when one stops a train
and kidnaps its passengers?
when one stops a train
and kidnaps its passengers?
593
Phileas Fogg.
Phileas Fogg.
594
Please forgive me,
Please forgive me,
595
but I feel like Aphrodite herself
descended to Earth.
but I feel like Aphrodite herself
descended to Earth.
596
What is a ravishing
woman like you...
What is a ravishing
woman like you...
597
- I never think when I'm naked.
- I do. In the bath.
- I never think when I'm naked.
- I do. In the bath.
598
- Yes. Well, I mean...
- No!
- Yes. Well, I mean...
- No!
599
Don't touch it!
Don't touch it!
600
- That is my most treasured possession.
- I was only pointing. I was just...
- That is my most treasured possession.
- I was only pointing. I was just...
601
Don't even point.
Don't even point.
602
Rodin.
Rodin.
603
Yes. A Rodin.
Yes. A Rodin.
604
Oh.
Oh.
605
I have never seen a more beautiful...
muscular form.
I have never seen a more beautiful...
muscular form.
606
Well, I can assure you,
I'm in much better shape now.
Well, I can assure you,
I'm in much better shape now.
607
Incroyable. It is a sculpture of you!
Incroyable. It is a sculpture of you!
608
Yes.
Yes.
609
[Monique] "Hapi Birthday.
Your pal, Rodin."
[Monique] "Hapi Birthday.
Your pal, Rodin."
610
- Come, my dear. Let us dine.
- Yes.
- Come, my dear. Let us dine.
- Yes.
611
Ah, Mr. Fogg, please join us.
Ah, Mr. Fogg, please join us.
612
No, sorry. We are on a tight schedule.
No, sorry. We are on a tight schedule.
613
We will join you, actually.
But just one drink.
We will join you, actually.
But just one drink.
614
[Hapi, Monique laughing]
[Hapi, Monique laughing]
615
After the duke and the duchess
sat down in the bath,
After the duke and the duchess
sat down in the bath,
616
I realized I forgot
to put on my bathing suit.
I realized I forgot
to put on my bathing suit.
617
I'm such a fool.
I'm such a fool.
618
Always embarrassing myself
in front of visiting dignitaries.
Always embarrassing myself
in front of visiting dignitaries.
619
But you know how that can be,
right, Phil?
But you know how that can be,
right, Phil?
620
[chuckles] Uh, yes.
[chuckles] Uh, yes.
621
Uh, it's Phileas, actually.
Uh, it's Phileas, actually.
622
So, Foggy, tell me.
I heard you're an inventor.
So, Foggy, tell me.
I heard you're an inventor.
623
Well, I try to apply myself
to thinking of new ways
Well, I try to apply myself
to thinking of new ways
624
to help better mankind,
if that's what you mean.
to help better mankind,
if that's what you mean.
625
Well, I'm not an inventor,
Well, I'm not an inventor,
626
but I did develop a new way
of irrigating dry land
but I did develop a new way
of irrigating dry land
627
so that no one in my kingdom
ever has to be hungry.
so that no one in my kingdom
ever has to be hungry.
628
Oh.
Oh.
629
Mr. Fogg invented wheelie shoes.
Mr. Fogg invented wheelie shoes.
630
Not now, Passepartout.
Not now, Passepartout.
631
Oh.
Oh.
632
[Monique] Mmm.
[Monique] Mmm.
633
- Miss La Roche.
- Hmm?
- Miss La Roche.
- Hmm?
634
It is mesmerizing,
the way your face illuminates.
It is mesmerizing,
the way your face illuminates.
635
Oh...
Oh...
636
Her discoloration could be
an allergic reaction
Her discoloration could be
an allergic reaction
637
or a mild form of hives.
or a mild form of hives.
638
[scoffs, snorts]
[scoffs, snorts]
639
Although I've noticed a certain
Although I've noticed a certain
640
Iuminescent glow about her
complexion when she's drawing.
Iuminescent glow about her
complexion when she's drawing.
641
And sometimes, when she's...
concentrating on her latest work,
And sometimes, when she's...
concentrating on her latest work,
642
her ears will actually flutter.
her ears will actually flutter.
643
- It's rather fetching.
- Guess who else was in this bath.
- It's rather fetching.
- Guess who else was in this bath.
644
U.S. President Rutherford B. Hayes.
U.S. President Rutherford B. Hayes.
645
Shouldn't we be going?
We have a schedule to keep.
Shouldn't we be going?
We have a schedule to keep.
646
Thank you for your hospitality.
Thank you for your hospitality.
647
It's been absolutely fascinating,
but I'm afraid we must push on.
It's been absolutely fascinating,
but I'm afraid we must push on.
648
Yes.
Yes.
649
Very well.
The gentlemen are free to go.
Very well.
The gentlemen are free to go.
650
But Miss La Roche...
stays here with me.
But Miss La Roche...
stays here with me.
651
- To be my wife.
- Hmm?
- To be my wife.
- Hmm?
652
Yes. Wife number seven.
Yes. Wife number seven.
653
- You have seven wives?
- One for each day of the week.
- You have seven wives?
- One for each day of the week.
654
- This is absolutely ridiculous!
- No more talk!
- This is absolutely ridiculous!
- No more talk!
655
Prince Hapi has spoken!
Prince Hapi has spoken!
656
Well, we did say one drink.
Passepartout, we're leaving.
Well, we did say one drink.
Passepartout, we're leaving.
657
I can tell when we're not wanted.
I can tell when we're not wanted.
658
Monsieur Fogg!
Monsieur Fogg!
659
- [whimpers]
- Do Tuesdays work for you?
- [whimpers]
- Do Tuesdays work for you?
660
- Good-bye.
- [Passepartout] Thank you!
- Good-bye.
- [Passepartout] Thank you!
661
No!
No!
662
[Phileas] Halt!
[Phileas] Halt!
663
Or Hapi gets smashed!
Or Hapi gets smashed!
664
Please! Anything but my statue of me!
Please! Anything but my statue of me!
665
Miss La Roche,
please join us, if you will.
Miss La Roche,
please join us, if you will.
666
- All of you, drop your weapons.
- Do as he says!
- All of you, drop your weapons.
- Do as he says!
667
- Get in the tent.
- Everybody!
- Get in the tent.
- Everybody!
668
- Now!
- Let's go. Come on.
- Now!
- Let's go. Come on.
669
Now, take off your clothes
and throw them... Uh...
Now, take off your clothes
and throw them... Uh...
670
I assure you the statue is not
armed... harmed in any way.
I assure you the statue is not
armed... harmed in any way.
671
- Get them!
- [guards shouting]
- Get them!
- [guards shouting]
672
His arm!
His arm!
673
Thank you, Phileas.
That was very heroic.
Thank you, Phileas.
That was very heroic.
674
Yes, and needlessly time-consuming.
Yes, and needlessly time-consuming.
675
This is exactly why
I should never have let you come along.
This is exactly why
I should never have let you come along.
676
[Hapi] Kill them!
[Hapi] Kill them!
677
[yelling] I want my arm!
[yelling] I want my arm!
678
[crying] No!
[crying] No!
679
Sir! I've received a telegram
from lnspector Fix.
Sir! I've received a telegram
from lnspector Fix.
680
- A-ha!
- According to him,
- A-ha!
- According to him,
681
the bank thief and Fogg's valet
are the same man.
the bank thief and Fogg's valet
are the same man.
682
Fogg doesn't realize
he's transporting the bank thief!
Fogg doesn't realize
he's transporting the bank thief!
683
Or does he?
He did leave town in quite a hurry.
Or does he?
He did leave town in quite a hurry.
684
Wouldn't you say, Lord Rhodes?
Wouldn't you say, Lord Rhodes?
685
Indeed, Lord Salisbury.
Indeed, Lord Salisbury.
686
Eh, evading arrest,
Eh, evading arrest,
687
stealing a police vehicle,
stealing a police vehicle,
688
sounds rather incriminating to me.
sounds rather incriminating to me.
689
One can almost deduce
One can almost deduce
690
this entire bet was merely a ruse
this entire bet was merely a ruse
691
to facilitate his escape.
to facilitate his escape.
692
- Don't you agree, Lord Kelvin?
- Yes.
- Don't you agree, Lord Kelvin?
- Yes.
693
Brilliant, Lord Salisbury.
Brilliant, Lord Salisbury.
694
I shall name a beef-related entree
after you in your honor! Kitchner!
I shall name a beef-related entree
after you in your honor! Kitchner!
695
- Sir!
- lnform your men at Scotland Yard
- Sir!
- lnform your men at Scotland Yard
696
that Phileas Fogg is without a doubt
the man who robbed the Bank of England!
that Phileas Fogg is without a doubt
the man who robbed the Bank of England!
697
- Where are they now?
- They're taking a train across lndia,
- Where are they now?
- They're taking a train across lndia,
698
from Bombay to Calcutta.
from Bombay to Calcutta.
699
Thank God we own lndia!
Thank God we own lndia!
700
I want their faces
in every police station,
I want their faces
in every police station,
701
army barracks, post office,
railway station and outhouse in lndia!
army barracks, post office,
railway station and outhouse in lndia!
702
We're going to stop Fogg
and get my Jade Buddha back
We're going to stop Fogg
and get my Jade Buddha back
703
by any means necessary!
by any means necessary!
704
[speaking lndian dialect]
[speaking lndian dialect]
705
Agra is where we will capture them!
Agra is where we will capture them!
706
Intercept them at Agra!
Intercept them at Agra!
707
Carry on, Cutter!
Carry on, Cutter!
708
Move it! Move it! Fall in!
Move it! Move it! Fall in!
709
[train whistle blowing]
[train whistle blowing]
710
[children laughing]
[children laughing]
711
And they were
the greatest kung fu boxers.
And they were
the greatest kung fu boxers.
712
T en Tigers of Canton.
T en Tigers of Canton.
713
Brothers in arms.
Brothers in arms.
714
They fought to keep order
and justice in China.
They fought to keep order
and justice in China.
715
The most famous of T en Tigers
is Wong Fei Hung.
The most famous of T en Tigers
is Wong Fei Hung.
716
- [children oohing]
- [goats bleating]
- [children oohing]
- [goats bleating]
717
[Passepartout] Armed with
only bamboo sticks...
[Passepartout] Armed with
only bamboo sticks...
718
It's salivating on... please.
It's salivating on... please.
719
Is this your goat?
Is this your goat?
720
Did they really fight like tigers?
Did they really fight like tigers?
721
Each Tiger have their own
animal fighting style.
Each Tiger have their own
animal fighting style.
722
- Like tiger.
- [laughing]
- Like tiger.
- [laughing]
723
Snake. Snake head, snake tail,
snake mouth, snake tongue!
Snake. Snake head, snake tail,
snake mouth, snake tongue!
724
Where are my calculations?
Where are my calculations?
725
Monkey!
Monkey!
726
The goat! Passepartout, I'm being
attacked by a ferocious animal!
The goat! Passepartout, I'm being
attacked by a ferocious animal!
727
- It has small horns.
- Sorry, Mr. Fogg.
- It has small horns.
- Sorry, Mr. Fogg.
728
Please keep that inconsiderate
beast away from me.
Please keep that inconsiderate
beast away from me.
729
And refrain from ridiculous anecdotes.
And refrain from ridiculous anecdotes.
730
Why do you not like his story, Mr. Frog?
Why do you not like his story, Mr. Frog?
731
It's Fogg. Phileas Fogg.
It's Fogg. Phileas Fogg.
732
How could a man learn to defend himself
by watching animals behave like...
How could a man learn to defend himself
by watching animals behave like...
733
- animals?
- It is famous legend.
- animals?
- It is famous legend.
734
- A ridiculous legend.
- Most legends are born from truth.
- A ridiculous legend.
- Most legends are born from truth.
735
Yes.
Yes.
736
But all truths are born from facts.
But all truths are born from facts.
737
Solid, tangible facts
that can be calculated
Solid, tangible facts
that can be calculated
738
and written down on paper.
and written down on paper.
739
- And then eaten by a goat.
- [children laughing]
- And then eaten by a goat.
- [children laughing]
740
Mr. Feelsillious,
when I tell the story
Mr. Feelsillious,
when I tell the story
741
of the man who circled
the entire world in 80 days,
of the man who circled
the entire world in 80 days,
742
would that not be a legend?
would that not be a legend?
743
Only if the man's name
was Feelsillious Frog.
Only if the man's name
was Feelsillious Frog.
744
- What the blazes is it now?
- Come this way! Come on!
- What the blazes is it now?
- Come this way! Come on!
745
Look sharp, now. Get 'em!
Look sharp, now. Get 'em!
746
Find these men!
Find these men!
747
Uh-oh. Time to go. They seem to think
we robbed the Bank of England.
Uh-oh. Time to go. They seem to think
we robbed the Bank of England.
748
Preposterous. This is a desperate
attempt by Lord Kelvin
Preposterous. This is a desperate
attempt by Lord Kelvin
749
to impede my journey.
to impede my journey.
750
I am a British citizen.
I have nothing to fear.
I am a British citizen.
I have nothing to fear.
751
- [gunshots]
- [people screaming]
- [gunshots]
- [people screaming]
752
Except bullets.
Except bullets.
753
Listen up!
Have you seen these men?
Listen up!
Have you seen these men?
754
Come on!
Come on!
755
Any word on the bank thieves, sir?
Any word on the bank thieves, sir?
756
They were on the train.
Keep your rifles ready.
They were on the train.
Keep your rifles ready.
757
They won't get past us, sir!
They won't get past us, sir!
758
Ladies, have you seen these two men?
Ladies, have you seen these two men?
759
Look closely. They're very dangerous.
Look closely. They're very dangerous.
760
[Phileas] They're everywhere!
This is not going to work!
[Phileas] They're everywhere!
This is not going to work!
761
- [Passepartout] Just act like ladies.
- [Monique] Not a problem.
- [Passepartout] Just act like ladies.
- [Monique] Not a problem.
762
[in high voice] Hello. Hello! Ah.
[in high voice] Hello. Hello! Ah.
763
- I feel faint.
- Phileas, women are not that weak!
- I feel faint.
- Phileas, women are not that weak!
764
- No, but I am.
- [bag hits ground]
- No, but I am.
- [bag hits ground]
765
Hello, darling.
What can I do for you, eh?
Hello, darling.
What can I do for you, eh?
766
[gibberish]
[gibberish]
767
What nice hand,
nice eye, nice hair...
What nice hand,
nice eye, nice hair...
768
- Hang about!
- [screams]
- Hang about!
- [screams]
769
[groans]
[groans]
770
Mr. Fogg, what are you doing?
This is no time to sleep.
Mr. Fogg, what are you doing?
This is no time to sleep.
771
Stop, stop.
Stop, stop.
772
Go, go, go! Get us out of Agra quickly.
Go, go, go! Get us out of Agra quickly.
773
[Monique] Passepartout, we did it.
[Monique] Passepartout, we did it.
774
Hey, wrong way.
Hey, wrong way.
775
Ah!
Ah!
776
- [shouts]
- [screaming]
- [shouts]
- [screaming]
777
[snarling]
[snarling]
778
Phileas? No! No!
Phileas? No! No!
779
[metal creaking]
[metal creaking]
780
Aah! Run! Run, Passepartout!
Aah! Run! Run, Passepartout!
781
Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ah!
782
Ahhh!
Ahhh!
783
Fogg's valet! Heh!
Fogg's valet! Heh!
784
- What are you doing?
- Now I gotcha!
- What are you doing?
- Now I gotcha!
785
Hand over the Jade Buddha!
Hand over the Jade Buddha!
786
[Fix] Oh!
[Fix] Oh!
787
[snarling]
[snarling]
788
You're under arrest! Whoa!
Watch me plums! Ooh!
You're under arrest! Whoa!
Watch me plums! Ooh!
789
Now you get him very mad! Let's go.
Now you get him very mad! Let's go.
790
Stop, or I'll arrest you as well!
Stop, or I'll arrest you as well!
791
- [roaring]
- [shrieking]
- [roaring]
- [shrieking]
792
[Passepartout] Run!
[Passepartout] Run!
793
- Which way?
- Down!
- Which way?
- Down!
794
- [Fix screams]
- Again!
- [Fix screams]
- Again!
795
[Passepartout] Down!
[Passepartout] Down!
796
Jump!
Jump!
797
[yowling]
[yowling]
798
- Go, go, go!
- [Fix] What's upsetting him?
- Go, go, go!
- [Fix] What's upsetting him?
799
- He wants the Jade Buddha!
- Then give it to him!
- He wants the Jade Buddha!
- Then give it to him!
800
- Phileas, wake up!
- Please, please. You must go.
- Phileas, wake up!
- Please, please. You must go.
801
- My husband will be home soon.
- Phileas!
- My husband will be home soon.
- Phileas!
802
[yelling]
[yelling]
803
Ow! Ay!
Ow! Ay!
804
Phileas, help!
Phileas, help!
805
Leave her alone! I'll protect you!
Leave her alone! I'll protect you!
806
[groans] Ah!
[groans] Ah!
807
I'm here, my dear.
I'm here, my dear.
808
Uh, that stumble was
simply to buy me time.
Uh, that stumble was
simply to buy me time.
809
This cane is not as it appears.
This cane is not as it appears.
810
If I depress this button, it would
deploy a weapon more deadly than yours.
If I depress this button, it would
deploy a weapon more deadly than yours.
811
This... is...
This... is...
812
a strange knife.
a strange knife.
813
Isn't it a sextant?
Isn't it a sextant?
814
Yes.
Yes.
815
Huh.
Huh.
816
- Are you all right, my dear?
- Phileas, that was so unlike you. Ah!
- Are you all right, my dear?
- Phileas, that was so unlike you. Ah!
817
[officer] You men, come with me!
[officer] You men, come with me!
818
You'd better put this on.
You'd better put this on.
819
Perhaps I should wear
women's clothing more often.
Perhaps I should wear
women's clothing more often.
820
- [groaning]
- Oh.
- [groaning]
- Oh.
821
We should run.
We should run.
822
- What, now?
- Mm-hmm.
- What, now?
- Mm-hmm.
823
Yes, we should run.
Yes, we should run.
824
[roaring]
[roaring]
825
- Break down the door!
- Okay.
- Break down the door!
- Okay.
826
No, not me brains!
No, not me brains!
827
[yelling]
[yelling]
828
- Give me the Jade "Bu-ddha"!
- Okay, okay.
- Give me the Jade "Bu-ddha"!
- Okay, okay.
829
What's "Bu-ddha"?
What's "Bu-ddha"?
830
Get ready to jump! Now!
Get ready to jump! Now!
831
It is him, the Englishman
who robbed the Bank of England!
It is him, the Englishman
who robbed the Bank of England!
832
He's escaping in that palkee-garry!
He's escaping in that palkee-garry!
833
[soldier] Hey, there he is!
[soldier] Hey, there he is!
834
They'll check all trains heading east.
They'll check all trains heading east.
835
If we could make it to the coast, we
can't sail into Singapore or Hong Kong.
If we could make it to the coast, we
can't sail into Singapore or Hong Kong.
836
- They're both British colonies.
- Does England own everything in Asia?
- They're both British colonies.
- Does England own everything in Asia?
837
Not China. Not yet.
Not China. Not yet.
1
Passepartout?
Passepartout?
2
- You look troubled.
- I cannot keep lying to Mr. Fogg.
- You look troubled.
- I cannot keep lying to Mr. Fogg.
3
You did what you had to.
You did what you had to.
4
The fate of your village
is of far greater importance
The fate of your village
is of far greater importance
5
than any bet Phileas has made.
than any bet Phileas has made.
6
If he loses, all it will
cost him his money and pride.
If he loses, all it will
cost him his money and pride.
7
No, Mr. Fogg will lose
much more than that.
No, Mr. Fogg will lose
much more than that.
8
- What do you mean?
- [rooster crowing]
- What do you mean?
- [rooster crowing]
9
My village!
My village!
10
- Your village?
- Uh... I mean,
- Your village?
- Uh... I mean,
11
my, what a village!
my, what a village!
12
Oh, it's beautiful!
Oh, it's beautiful!
13
[Phileas] We do need to stop and
resupply, but we must be off by morning.
[Phileas] We do need to stop and
resupply, but we must be off by morning.
14
[shouting]
[shouting]
15
- Lau Xing, Lau Xing.
- Lau Xing, Lau Xing.
- Lau Xing, Lau Xing.
- Lau Xing, Lau Xing.
16
- [speaking Chinese]
- Lau Xing.
- [speaking Chinese]
- Lau Xing.
17
- Lau Xing.
- Lau Xing.
- Lau Xing.
- Lau Xing.
18
[speaking Chinese]
[speaking Chinese]
19
Goodness, that's quite a welcome.
Do these people know him?
Goodness, that's quite a welcome.
Do these people know him?
20
It must be their custom,
the way they welcome all strangers.
It must be their custom,
the way they welcome all strangers.
21
- Lau Xing.
- Lau Xing.
- Lau Xing.
- Lau Xing.
22
[shouting]
[shouting]
23
[speaking Chinese]
[speaking Chinese]
24
[shouting, laughing]
[shouting, laughing]
25
Whoo!
Whoo!
26
Lau Xing.
Lau Xing.
27
[shouting in Chinese]
[shouting in Chinese]
28
Lau Xing.
Lau Xing.
29
Lau Xing.
Lau Xing.
30
[laughing]
[laughing]
31
Ah. Uh...
Ah. Uh...
32
[all exclaiming]
[all exclaiming]
33
Oh. It's beautiful.
Oh. It's beautiful.
34
You are very talented.
You are very talented.
35
Thank you.
Thank you.
36
You need more blue.
You need more blue.
37
[man speaking Chinese]
[man speaking Chinese]
38
Fascinating. Absolutely fascinating.
Fascinating. Absolutely fascinating.
39
[speaking Chinese]
[speaking Chinese]
40
- Sorry?
- [Chinese]
- Sorry?
- [Chinese]
41
Vile.
Vile.
42
[laughs] Absolutely vile.
[laughs] Absolutely vile.
43
Welcome home, Lau Xing.
Welcome home, Lau Xing.
44
Your brothers will be proud.
Your brothers will be proud.
45
The whole notion of
a lighter-than-air craft cannot work,
The whole notion of
a lighter-than-air craft cannot work,
46
unless you can
harness the power of helium.
unless you can
harness the power of helium.
47
Or hydrogen, which is far better...
Or hydrogen, which is far better...
48
[speaking Chinese]
[speaking Chinese]
49
Yes, well, couldn't have
put it better myself.
Yes, well, couldn't have
put it better myself.
50
As for this Englishman, do you think
such an association is wise?
As for this Englishman, do you think
such an association is wise?
51
He is the most disciplined man
I have ever met.
He is the most disciplined man
I have ever met.
52
The crane!
The crane!
53
The monkey. Very frightening.
The monkey. Very frightening.
54
Snake. [hissing]
Snake. [hissing]
55
And, of course, the eagle.
And, of course, the eagle.
56
[girl] Phileas?
[girl] Phileas?
57
Phileas, I made this for you.
Phileas, I made this for you.
58
Oh, yes.
Oh, that's very, very good. Yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh, that's very, very good. Yes.
59
What does this say?
What does this say?
60
- Stupid.
- [laughing]
- Stupid.
- [laughing]
61
Lau Xing...
Lau Xing...
62
[in Chinese]
[in Chinese]
63
I've had quite enough.
I've had quite enough.
64
I just... I...
I just... I...
65
[man continues]
[man continues]
66
[mumbling]
[mumbling]
67
[speaking fast]
[speaking fast]
68
[speaking Chinese]
[speaking Chinese]
69
Ahhh.
Ahhh.
70
I am going to be abominably ill.
I am going to be abominably ill.
71
[loud thud]
[loud thud]
72
["Drink" in Chinese]
["Drink" in Chinese]
73
[groans]
[groans]
74
I... I want to die.
I... I want to die.
75
Please kill me.
Please kill me.
76
[exhales]
[exhales]
77
"Dear Father:
"Dear Father:
78
I will find the fastest way to China."
I will find the fastest way to China."
79
[all laughing]
[all laughing]
80
It's strong.
It's strong.
81
Mr. Fogg, I was going to tell you.
Mr. Fogg, I was going to tell you.
82
- This is your family.
- My name is not Passepartout.
- This is your family.
- My name is not Passepartout.
83
It is Lau Xing.
It is Lau Xing.
84
- I robbed the Bank of England.
- You robbed the Bank of England?
- I robbed the Bank of England.
- You robbed the Bank of England?
85
Not for gold or money,
but for the Jade Buddha.
Not for gold or money,
but for the Jade Buddha.
86
It was stolen from our village.
It was stolen from our village.
87
Phileas, he had no other choice.
This was his only way to get home.
Phileas, he had no other choice.
This was his only way to get home.
88
- You knew about this?
- Well...
- You knew about this?
- Well...
89
I have nothing but respect
for you, Mr. Fogg.
I have nothing but respect
for you, Mr. Fogg.
90
Then respect my deductive reasoning.
Then respect my deductive reasoning.
91
You have both used me.
You have both used me.
92
You to escape to China,
You to escape to China,
93
and you to travel to further
your impressionistic humbug!
and you to travel to further
your impressionistic humbug!
94
Your overtures of... comradeship,
Your overtures of... comradeship,
95
of friendship, of...
of friendship, of...
96
All that was a means to ensure
I would take you along.
All that was a means to ensure
I would take you along.
97
My entire life,
I got along splendidly by myself.
My entire life,
I got along splendidly by myself.
98
You've been pebbles in my shoe,
slowing me down, endangering my life,
You've been pebbles in my shoe,
slowing me down, endangering my life,
99
risking everything,
all I've ever lived for.
risking everything,
all I've ever lived for.
100
And you!
And you!
101
You knew that.
You knew that.
102
Don't let him go.
He'll be lost by midnight.
Don't let him go.
He'll be lost by midnight.
103
Go!
Go!
104
More of your relatives, I suppose.
More of your relatives, I suppose.
105
You can just forget
about a reference.
You can just forget
about a reference.
106
I beg a thousand pardons, Mr. Fogg.
I beg a thousand pardons, Mr. Fogg.
107
[shouting in Chinese]
[shouting in Chinese]
108
[screaming]
[screaming]
109
[Chinese]
[Chinese]
110
[Phileas] What's he screaming about?
[Phileas] What's he screaming about?
111
He's saying, "Please, let me go.
I'm bored."
He's saying, "Please, let me go.
I'm bored."
112
Why is he in prison?
Why is he in prison?
113
- [shouting]
- [Chinese]
- [shouting]
- [Chinese]
114
[Passepartout speaks Chinese]
[Passepartout speaks Chinese]
115
[Chinese]
[Chinese]
116
Urinating in public.
Urinating in public.
117
- [yelling continues]
- Charming.
- [yelling continues]
- Charming.
118
At least he had the decency
to be forthcoming about it.
At least he had the decency
to be forthcoming about it.
119
Is there anything you've told me
that's even remotely true?
Is there anything you've told me
that's even remotely true?
120
I really can sing.
I really can sing.
121
Frere Jacques, Frere Jacques
Frere Jacques, Frere Jacques
122
Dormez-vous
Dormez-vous
123
Dormez-vous
Dormez-vous
124
Sonnez les matines
Sonnez les matines
Sonnez les matines
Sonnez les matines
125
Ding, ding, ding
Ding, ding, ding
Ding, ding, ding
Ding, ding, ding
126
Ding, dang, dong, Passepartout.
Ding, dang, dong.
Ding, dang, dong, Passepartout.
Ding, dang, dong.
127
- [man shouts in Chinese]
- Look!
- [man shouts in Chinese]
- Look!
128
[Phileas] Oh, good. Here comes
Mr. Grumpy and the Leatherettes.
[Phileas] Oh, good. Here comes
Mr. Grumpy and the Leatherettes.
129
- Where is the Jade Buddha?
- You are better off killing me.
- Where is the Jade Buddha?
- You are better off killing me.
130
You have nerve.
Are your comrades so brave?
You have nerve.
Are your comrades so brave?
131
Your threats don't frighten me.
Nor does your silly bracelet.
Your threats don't frighten me.
Nor does your silly bracelet.
132
All right. It's not silly.
All right. It's not silly.
133
I spit on you! France spits on you!
I spit on you! France spits on you!
134
Vive l'Anjou!
Vive l'Anjou!
135
- Your turn will come soon enough.
- Coward!
- Your turn will come soon enough.
- Coward!
136
Leave them alone. Fight me.
Leave them alone. Fight me.
137
Yes, fight him.
Yes, fight him.
138
Let's see how ferocious you really are.
Let's see how ferocious you really are.
139
[speaking Chinese]
[speaking Chinese]
140
Hey, that's cheating!
Hey, that's cheating!
141
- Look out!
- Huh?
- Look out!
- Huh?
142
Left!
Left!
143
Behind you!
Behind you!
144
[Monique] No!
[Monique] No!
145
- Hit them!
- Silence!
- Hit them!
- Silence!
146
You savages!
You savages!
147
Phileas, help him!
Phileas, help him!
148
- Watch out on the right.
- Huh?
- Watch out on the right.
- Huh?
149
No, my right.
No, my right.
150
Stop helping me!
Stop helping me!
151
- [mouthing word]
- What's happening?
- [mouthing word]
- What's happening?
152
Where is Passepartout?
Where is Passepartout?
153
[Monique]
How is he getting on?
[Monique]
How is he getting on?
154
I wouldn't say he's winning,
but, uh, I think he's doing all right.
I wouldn't say he's winning,
but, uh, I think he's doing all right.
155
[soldiers laughing]
[soldiers laughing]
156
Go home to mama.
Go home to mama.
157
Huh?
Huh?
158
- What took you so long?
- I had to finish my lunch.
- What took you so long?
- I had to finish my lunch.
159
Wong Fei Hung!
Wong Fei Hung!
160
Surely you're not foolish enough
to take on all of my men by yourself?
Surely you're not foolish enough
to take on all of my men by yourself?
161
Ten Tigers?
Ten Tigers?
162
Kill them!
Kill them!
163
Execute the prisoners!
I want their heads on pikes!
Execute the prisoners!
I want their heads on pikes!
164
[shouting]
[shouting]
165
What's happening?
What's happening?
166
Phileas!
Phileas!
167
[grunts] Ohhh!
[grunts] Ohhh!
168
Passepartout... Knife!
Passepartout... Knife!
169
- Merci.
- You're welcome. [shrieks]
- Merci.
- You're welcome. [shrieks]
170
You promise me that Black Scorpions
will never come back to Lanzhou.
You promise me that Black Scorpions
will never come back to Lanzhou.
171
[Chinese]
[Chinese]
172
These are my brothers and sister.
The Ten Tigers.
These are my brothers and sister.
The Ten Tigers.
173
- But there are only nine.
- lncluding me.
- But there are only nine.
- lncluding me.
174
They're real.
They're real.
175
The legend was true.
The legend was true.
176
[speaking Chinese]
[speaking Chinese]
177
- Mr. Fogg...
- Passepartout,
- Mr. Fogg...
- Passepartout,
178
or whatever your name is,
save your apologies.
or whatever your name is,
save your apologies.
179
Phileas, he risked his life
for what he believes in.
Phileas, he risked his life
for what he believes in.
180
If anyone understands that, you do.
If anyone understands that, you do.
181
Please ensure Miss La Roche
finds safe passage home.
Please ensure Miss La Roche
finds safe passage home.
182
This should be adequate.
This should be adequate.
183
Oh.
Oh.
184
I, uh, believe this is your veil.
I, uh, believe this is your veil.
185
I will never dress like a woman again.
I will never dress like a woman again.
186
Ever.
Ever.
187
Mr. Fogg.
Please let me help you win your bet.
Mr. Fogg.
Please let me help you win your bet.
188
I have secured the services
of a more reliable gentleman.
I have secured the services
of a more reliable gentleman.
189
[speaking Chinese]
[speaking Chinese]
190
[shouting in Chinese]
[shouting in Chinese]
191
[yelling]
[yelling]
192
Yes. Well, perhaps I'll just, uh,
Yes. Well, perhaps I'll just, uh,
193
travel alone.
travel alone.
194
[Phileas shouts in Chinese]
[Phileas shouts in Chinese]
195
[man] Fifi La Belle!
She sings! She dances!
[man] Fifi La Belle!
She sings! She dances!
196
She does the dance of the...
You, sir, come right in.
She does the dance of the...
You, sir, come right in.
197
See Miss Fifi La Belle in all her...
See Miss Fifi La Belle in all her...
198
Ah, the most modern city in the world.
Ah, the most modern city in the world.
199
Finally, civilization.
Finally, civilization.
200
- [gunshot]
- [woman screams]
- [gunshot]
- [woman screams]
201
- [glass breaking]
- [gunshot]
- [glass breaking]
- [gunshot]
202
- [woman] Yoo-hoo!
- [woman screaming]
- [woman] Yoo-hoo!
- [woman screaming]
203
[Phileas] Excuse me. Pardon me.
[Phileas] Excuse me. Pardon me.
204
Can anyone direct me
to the Pacific Railroad Station?
Can anyone direct me
to the Pacific Railroad Station?
205
Oh, I'm so sorry, sir.
Oh, I'm so sorry, sir.
206
I'm such a... rutabaga sometimes.
I'm such a... rutabaga sometimes.
207
No, no, no.
Please, it's my fault entirely.
No, no, no.
Please, it's my fault entirely.
208
- Let me, uh...
- Oh... Ah!
- Let me, uh...
- Oh... Ah!
209
Oh. Oh, Lord,
I think I sprained my knee.
Oh. Oh, Lord,
I think I sprained my knee.
210
Uh! Ooh.
Uh! Ooh.
211
I should find you a physician.
I should find you a physician.
212
There's a doctor who has
an office around the corner.
There's a doctor who has
an office around the corner.
213
Excellent.
Well, uh, I'll get him for you.
Excellent.
Well, uh, I'll get him for you.
214
Thank you.
Thank you.
215
There should be more people
like you in this world.
There should be more people
like you in this world.
216
[laughs] Whoo, doggy! Jackpot!
[laughs] Whoo, doggy! Jackpot!
217
[laughing] Whoo!
[laughing] Whoo!
218
Mon Dieu.
Mon Dieu.
219
Can you imagine Phileas alone
in a place like this?
Can you imagine Phileas alone
in a place like this?
220
I'm sure he's fine.
I'm sure he's fine.
221
Alms.
Alms.
222
Alms.
Alms.
223
Alms for the poor?
Alms for the poor?
224
[groans] Arms?
[groans] Arms?
225
You already got arms.
It's money you need.
You already got arms.
It's money you need.
226
I can't even scrounge proficiently.
I can't even scrounge proficiently.
227
Hey.
Hey.
228
Cheer up, pal. You just gotta
figure out what'll work for you.
Cheer up, pal. You just gotta
figure out what'll work for you.
229
Now, what makes you
different from them?
Now, what makes you
different from them?
230
I'm hungry and miserable.
I'm hungry and miserable.
231
No. You stink.
No. You stink.
232
Your stink is your most powerful weapon
in your begging arsenal.
Your stink is your most powerful weapon
in your begging arsenal.
233
Watch this.
Watch this.
234
- Hey.
- [gasps]
- Hey.
- [gasps]
235
- Give me money.
- Sure. Don't touch me. You stink.
- Give me money.
- Sure. Don't touch me. You stink.
236
- That guy smells like a dead horse!
- I'm not proud of it.
- That guy smells like a dead horse!
- I'm not proud of it.
237
Simple, yet effective.
Simple, yet effective.
238
- Yeah, I see.
- You try.
- Yeah, I see.
- You try.
239
Give it a shot. I got faith in you.
Give it a shot. I got faith in you.
240
Excuse me. Now, uh, you...
Excuse me. Now, uh, you...
241
[chuckling]
[chuckling]
242
Ah.
Ah.
243
I'm not gonna lie to you.
That's gonna happen about half the time.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
That's gonna happen about half the time.
244
It's a volume business.
It's a volume business.
245
- Hunk of cheese?
- Oh, yes, I would rather...
- Hunk of cheese?
- Oh, yes, I would rather...
246
Maybe later.
Maybe later.
247
What are them drawings?
You some kind of devil worshipper?
What are them drawings?
You some kind of devil worshipper?
248
Don't you be putting a hex on me.
I'll cut you.
Don't you be putting a hex on me.
I'll cut you.
249
- I'm an inventor.
- That's nice.
- I'm an inventor.
- That's nice.
250
Or, rather, I was.
Or, rather, I was.
251
One day I will build a machine
that will allow man to fly.
One day I will build a machine
that will allow man to fly.
252
Flying men? Where?
Flying men? Where?
253
- Nowhere.
- Where are the flying men?
- Nowhere.
- Where are the flying men?
254
- Where are the flying men?
- Over there.
- Where are the flying men?
- Over there.
255
The bird men are coming! I knew it!
The bird men are coming! I knew it!
256
The bird men are coming!
The bird men are coming!
The bird men are coming!
The bird men are coming!
257
The birds! The bird men!
The birds! The bird men!
258
Bird men! Birds!
Bird men! Birds!
259
"l traveled the world for inspiration
"l traveled the world for inspiration
260
and found it in a man...
who lives what he dreams."
and found it in a man...
who lives what he dreams."
261
- Phileas?
- No.
- Phileas?
- No.
262
Passepartout! Monique!
Passepartout! Monique!
263
Mr. Fogg.
Mr. Fogg.
264
You crossed the Pacific Ocean.
For me?
You crossed the Pacific Ocean.
For me?
265
- We will help you win your bet.
- Mr. Fogg, I would never let you down.
- We will help you win your bet.
- Mr. Fogg, I would never let you down.
266
- But why would you do this?
- Because you are our friend,
- But why would you do this?
- Because you are our friend,
267
and perhaps... more.
and perhaps... more.
268
More with her. You and me?
We just stick with friends.
More with her. You and me?
We just stick with friends.
269
- Ooh.
- Oof!
- Ooh.
- Oof!
270
[General Fang] Lord Kelvin, I can
offer you something much more precious
[General Fang] Lord Kelvin, I can
offer you something much more precious
271
than a single Jade Buddha.
than a single Jade Buddha.
272
Beneath Lanzhou are a series
of untapped jade reserves.
Beneath Lanzhou are a series
of untapped jade reserves.
273
If the town were to be overrun,
those reserves would be ours.
If the town were to be overrun,
those reserves would be ours.
274
I see.
I see.
275
However, should Phileas Fogg
win this race,
However, should Phileas Fogg
win this race,
276
I will have neither the power nor
the means to hand over any arsenal.
I will have neither the power nor
the means to hand over any arsenal.
277
Then I will see to it personally
that Mr. Fogg's journey is cut short.
Then I will see to it personally
that Mr. Fogg's journey is cut short.
278
Very well.
Let us consider our deal to be...
Very well.
Let us consider our deal to be...
279
Still, it's a first-rate idea, sir.
Still, it's a first-rate idea, sir.
280
What's this blocking my jade reserves?
That will have to be demolished.
What's this blocking my jade reserves?
That will have to be demolished.
281
But that is
the Great Wall of China, sir.
But that is
the Great Wall of China, sir.
282
But that is
the Great Wall of China, sir.
But that is
the Great Wall of China, sir.
283
It's not that great.
It's not that great.
284
Passepartout went
to get help hours ago.
Passepartout went
to get help hours ago.
285
What if he's lost, or...
What if he's lost, or...
286
Don't fret, my dear.
Don't fret, my dear.
287
Passepartout's a warrior
with impeccable survival instincts.
Passepartout's a warrior
with impeccable survival instincts.
288
No doubt he'll return with help, and we
will board our train with time to spare.
No doubt he'll return with help, and we
will board our train with time to spare.
289
Agua.
Agua.
290
Perhaps I'm being a little optimistic.
Perhaps I'm being a little optimistic.
291
Help!
Help!
292
- Help us!
- Help!
- Help us!
- Help!
293
Ah! A rattlesnake!
Ah! A rattlesnake!
294
Help!
Help!
295
I don't want to die!
I don't want to die!
296
Ah. Good morning.
Ah. Good morning.
297
- Howdy.
- Hey.
- Howdy.
- Hey.
298
Crazy English cowboy wannabe man.
Crazy English cowboy wannabe man.
299
How's about going someplace else?
You're blocking the path.
How's about going someplace else?
You're blocking the path.
300
Wilbur, it's him.
Wilbur, it's him.
301
I'll be damned.
I'll be damned.
302
Mr. Fogg, my name is Orville Wright.
This is my brother, Wilbur.
Mr. Fogg, my name is Orville Wright.
This is my brother, Wilbur.
303
- We're big fans of yours.
- [Wilbur] Fan's a strong word.
- We're big fans of yours.
- [Wilbur] Fan's a strong word.
304
Better way to say it's we got a lot
of money riding on you to win your bet.
Better way to say it's we got a lot
of money riding on you to win your bet.
305
We're gonna use
our winnings to build this.
We're gonna use
our winnings to build this.
306
Orville, maybe now is not the time.
Let me explain it to Mr. Fogg.
Orville, maybe now is not the time.
Let me explain it to Mr. Fogg.
307
Just one second. Forgive my brother.
He's got his head up in the clouds.
Just one second. Forgive my brother.
He's got his head up in the clouds.
308
He's one of these dreamers who thinks
man's gonna go swooshing around
He's one of these dreamers who thinks
man's gonna go swooshing around
309
on the planet
like a little hummingbird.
on the planet
like a little hummingbird.
310
Yeah, we're all gonna fly.
He thinks so, too.
Yeah, we're all gonna fly.
He thinks so, too.
311
It's kind of sad. I'm sorry.
He's kind of a moron.
It's kind of sad. I'm sorry.
He's kind of a moron.
312
He's mastered the cable steering system.
The drag-and-lift ratio.
He's mastered the cable steering system.
The drag-and-lift ratio.
313
- This is brilliant.
- Thank you.
- This is brilliant.
- Thank you.
314
That's what I've been saying,
but Orville doesn't listen.
That's what I've been saying,
but Orville doesn't listen.
315
All that stuff about mastering...
That's what I say.
All that stuff about mastering...
That's what I say.
316
You gotta have faith in me, no matter
how crazy big brother's dreams sound.
You gotta have faith in me, no matter
how crazy big brother's dreams sound.
317
- But you told me...
- You gotta have confidence.
- But you told me...
- You gotta have confidence.
318
- You've got to speak up and support me.
- Excuse me, gentlemen.
- You've got to speak up and support me.
- Excuse me, gentlemen.
319
Have you come across our friend
on your way here?
Have you come across our friend
on your way here?
320
Who are we looking for?
Who are we looking for?
321
Passepartout.
Passepartout.
322
You mean the crazy,
half-naked Chinese guy
You mean the crazy,
half-naked Chinese guy
323
we saw running around,
where he was like...
we saw running around,
where he was like...
324
- Singing "Frere Jacques"?
- With a cow skull on his head?
- Singing "Frere Jacques"?
- With a cow skull on his head?
325
- Possibly.
- Yes.
- Possibly.
- Yes.
326
- He's in the back of the wagon.
- Passepartout.
- He's in the back of the wagon.
- Passepartout.
327
- You are alive!
- Is that you, Grandma?
- You are alive!
- Is that you, Grandma?
328
- Bye-bye.
- Good luck. Go win the bet.
- Bye-bye.
- Good luck. Go win the bet.
329
- No pressure, but you gotta win it.
- Bye.
- No pressure, but you gotta win it.
- Bye.
330
Now, you see, to get the real
classy dames, you gotta invent stuff.
Now, you see, to get the real
classy dames, you gotta invent stuff.
331
I did.
I did.
332
"l did"? What's with the "l did"?
"l did"? What's with the "l did"?
333
We're the Wright Brothers.
We did. Now go.
We're the Wright Brothers.
We did. Now go.
334
- Hyah!
- [horses whinnying]
- Hyah!
- [horses whinnying]
335
- Hyah!
- [horses whinnying]
- Hyah!
- [horses whinnying]
336
[train whistle blowing]
[train whistle blowing]
337
- They're not going to make it!
- [clucking, squawking]
- They're not going to make it!
- [clucking, squawking]
338
[cheering]
[cheering]
339
Ah-ha-ha! New York, New York!
Ah-ha-ha! New York, New York!
340
So much to see! So little time!
So much to see! So little time!
341
Our steamer leaves in ten minutes!
Our steamer leaves in ten minutes!
342
Go, go, go! Go, go, go!
Go, go, go! Go, go, go!
343
[ship's horn blowing]
[ship's horn blowing]
344
- We're never going to make it.
- Phileas Fogg?
- We're never going to make it.
- Phileas Fogg?
345
Autograph this for me?
It's for the wife.
Autograph this for me?
It's for the wife.
346
Certainly. This business about me
robbing the Bank of England...
Certainly. This business about me
robbing the Bank of England...
347
Ah, I'm from lreland. Nice goin'.
Ah, I'm from lreland. Nice goin'.
348
The boat. Follow me.
I know a shortcut. Make a lane!
The boat. Follow me.
I know a shortcut. Make a lane!
349
Make a lane!
Make a lane!
350
Where are we?
Where are we?
351
- Ah!
- Whoa!
- Ah!
- Whoa!
352
- That's a big man.
- It is a lady. A French lady.
- That's a big man.
- It is a lady. A French lady.
353
She looks like an evil
Chinese warlord to me.
She looks like an evil
Chinese warlord to me.
354
[jingling]
[jingling]
355
[policeman laughs]
[policeman laughs]
356
Your journey has caused
quite a stir, Mr. Fogg,
Your journey has caused
quite a stir, Mr. Fogg,
357
but I'm afraid it ends here.
but I'm afraid it ends here.
358
Leave them alone.
This has nothing to do with them.
Leave them alone.
This has nothing to do with them.
359
On the contrary, Lau Xing,
On the contrary, Lau Xing,
360
Lord Kelvin and I have made
new arrangements to conquer Lanzhou.
Lord Kelvin and I have made
new arrangements to conquer Lanzhou.
361
Unfortunately for Mr. Fogg,
Unfortunately for Mr. Fogg,
362
they entail his... permanent detour.
they entail his... permanent detour.
363
I knew Kelvin was duplicitous,
I knew Kelvin was duplicitous,
364
but to align himself
with such a little scoundrel!
but to align himself
with such a little scoundrel!
365
You're not a scoundrel,
but you are quite small!
You're not a scoundrel,
but you are quite small!
366
As in petite, but most definitely lethal
and generally very scary.
As in petite, but most definitely lethal
and generally very scary.
367
One, two...
One, two...
368
- Go!
- Three!
- Go!
- Three!
369
[screaming, howling]
[screaming, howling]
370
- Go up there.
- Stop them.
- Go up there.
- Stop them.
371
Passepartout, my cane!
Passepartout, my cane!
372
Uh, there.
Uh, there.
373
[Monique] Passepartout!
Help! We are trapped!
[Monique] Passepartout!
Help! We are trapped!
374
[screeching]
[screeching]
375
Help!
Help!
376
[screaming]
[screaming]
377
[Monique] Passepartout! Help!
[Monique] Passepartout! Help!
378
[yelling]
[yelling]
379
There you are!
There you are!
380
- [screams]
- You have a knife in your buttock.
- [screams]
- You have a knife in your buttock.
381
It's the evil Chinese warlord!
It's the evil Chinese warlord!
382
- Ooh!
- Huh?
- Ooh!
- Huh?
383
She's coming!
She's coming!
384
[screaming]
[screaming]
385
- [ship's horn blowing]
- The boat!
- [ship's horn blowing]
- The boat!
386
Up there! Hurry! Go, go, go!
Up there! Hurry! Go, go, go!
387
Go, Mr. Fogg. There's not much time.
Go, Mr. Fogg. There's not much time.
388
[horn blowing]
[horn blowing]
389
Wait, wait! What am I thinking?
Wait, wait! What am I thinking?
390
Passepartout can't defeat them.
Passepartout can't defeat them.
391
He's nine Tigers short.
He's nine Tigers short.
392
[horn blowing]
[horn blowing]
393
Phileas, I do believe you are becoming
the man of my dreams.
Phileas, I do believe you are becoming
the man of my dreams.
394
When this is over,
let's hope the arms and legs
When this is over,
let's hope the arms and legs
395
of the man of your dreams
are still attached to the torso...
of the man of your dreams
are still attached to the torso...
396
of the man of your dreams.
of the man of your dreams.
397
[horn blowing]
[horn blowing]
398
- You have failed to stop him.
- Then your death will have to suffice.
- You have failed to stop him.
- Then your death will have to suffice.
399
Let go of me!
Let go of me!
400
The book! It's going to fall!
How can we save...
The book! It's going to fall!
How can we save...
401
- Phileas?
- I will save him...
- Phileas?
- I will save him...
402
[yelling] Wah!
[yelling] Wah!
403
[metal creaking]
[metal creaking]
404
Mr. Fogg!
Mr. Fogg!
405
- [screaming]
- No!
- [screaming]
- No!
406
Oh. Passepartout?
Oh. Passepartout?
407
[grunting]
[grunting]
408
- [groaning]
- Passepartout!
- [groaning]
- Passepartout!
409
- Huh?
- You're alive!
- Huh?
- You're alive!
410
- Are you injured?
- [grunting]
- Are you injured?
- [grunting]
411
Yes, well, uh...
Rules are made to be broken.
Yes, well, uh...
Rules are made to be broken.
412
Or, uh, stabbed by a spiky shoe.
Or, uh, stabbed by a spiky shoe.
413
Mr. Fogg, you missed the ship.
You'll lose your bet.
Mr. Fogg, you missed the ship.
You'll lose your bet.
414
Oh. At least I didn't lose a friend.
Oh. At least I didn't lose a friend.
415
[shrieking]
[shrieking]
416
[sighs] You must be the eleventh Tiger.
[sighs] You must be the eleventh Tiger.
417
Meow!
Meow!
418
- Let's go. We must catch the next ship.
- It would never reach London in time.
- Let's go. We must catch the next ship.
- It would never reach London in time.
419
No. No! No!
No. No! No!
420
We are not giving up!
I almost died! You almost died!
We are not giving up!
I almost died! You almost died!
421
We take the next ship
and win that bet!
We take the next ship
and win that bet!
422
Very well.
Very well.
423
- Let's go.
- Yes!
- Let's go.
- Yes!
424
Thank you.
Thank you.
425
[Phileas] Yes. Yes! Yes!
[Phileas] Yes. Yes! Yes!
426
Oh, it's hopeless.
Oh, it's hopeless.
427
By those calculations,
I'm still behind by one day.
By those calculations,
I'm still behind by one day.
428
- There must be some way!
- Phileas Fogg on my boat?
- There must be some way!
- Phileas Fogg on my boat?
429
What an honor, sir!
What an honor, sir!
430
I've quite a penny wagered on you.
The wife's none too happy about it.
I've quite a penny wagered on you.
The wife's none too happy about it.
431
Then again, she hasn't cracked a smile
since that shark almost devoured me.
Then again, she hasn't cracked a smile
since that shark almost devoured me.
432
Got 'em both in one bite.
Got 'em both in one bite.
433
[clears throat]
[clears throat]
434
Ah, it's lnspector Fix!
Ah, it's lnspector Fix!
435
My goodness! He made it
around the world before Fogg!
My goodness! He made it
around the world before Fogg!
436
I came back from lndia
the short way, you ninny!
I came back from lndia
the short way, you ninny!
437
I take it you don't have
Phileas Fogg in that valise.
I take it you don't have
Phileas Fogg in that valise.
438
A little Jade Buddha, perhaps?
A little Jade Buddha, perhaps?
439
[screaming]
[screaming]
440
[screaming]
[screaming]
441
[screeching]
[screeching]
442
[sailor] That's the last
of the coal, Captain.
[sailor] That's the last
of the coal, Captain.
443
Mr. Fogg.
Mr. Fogg.
444
I'm sorry to say,
we've burnt the last of the coal.
I'm sorry to say,
we've burnt the last of the coal.
445
- [sighs]
- But I've had a word with the crew,
- [sighs]
- But I've had a word with the crew,
446
and all of them...
and all of them...
447
have agreed to burn their shoes.
have agreed to burn their shoes.
448
The effort is appreciated, Captain.
The effort is appreciated, Captain.
449
Unfortunately,
we've gained a mere six hours.
Unfortunately,
we've gained a mere six hours.
450
- Even shoes cannot help us now.
- Must be something we can do.
- Even shoes cannot help us now.
- Must be something we can do.
451
[gulls screeching]
[gulls screeching]
452
That's it.
I've got it.
That's it.
I've got it.
453
Birds.
Birds.
454
Excellent idea! We'll burn birds!
Excellent idea! We'll burn birds!
455
No, we'll fly to London.
No, we'll fly to London.
456
We follow the laws of physics
mastered by the birds millennia ago
We follow the laws of physics
mastered by the birds millennia ago
457
and combine it with the Wright
Brothers' steering system.
and combine it with the Wright
Brothers' steering system.
458
Most people would laugh at you.
Most people would laugh at you.
459
But not us. We care about you.
But not us. We care about you.
460
Captain, I'm afraid
I have to ask permission
Captain, I'm afraid
I have to ask permission
461
to dismantle your ship
to build this machine.
to dismantle your ship
to build this machine.
462
Dismantle Carmen?
Dismantle Carmen?
463
But she's me livelihood,
me most loyal companion.
But she's me livelihood,
me most loyal companion.
464
Never, never, ever!
Never, never, ever!
465
What if I could direct you
to an impeccable physician
What if I could direct you
to an impeccable physician
466
who could replace both your nipples,
at my expense,
who could replace both your nipples,
at my expense,
467
and I will give you enough money
to buy a brand-new ship?
and I will give you enough money
to buy a brand-new ship?
468
You had me at the nipples.
You had me at the nipples.
469
- Cornelius, fetch me me tools! Now!
- Aye, aye, Captain!
- Cornelius, fetch me me tools! Now!
- Aye, aye, Captain!
470
One, two! One, two!
One, two! One, two!
471
[sailor] Timber!
[sailor] Timber!
472
I'll go sharpen the propeller.
I'll go sharpen the propeller.
473
Wrong way. Not looking.
Wrong way. Not looking.
474
[sailor] Just one more.
[sailor] Just one more.
475
That's it! Right, lads, tie it off!
That's it! Right, lads, tie it off!
476
The Greenwich time zone. The last time
I shall set my watch ahead.
The Greenwich time zone. The last time
I shall set my watch ahead.
477
Well...
Well...
478
- Shall we fly?
- Let's.
- Shall we fly?
- Let's.
479
Mr. Fogg. Hurrah!
Mr. Fogg. Hurrah!
480
[sailor] Hurrah!
[sailor] Hurrah!
481
Inspiring words.
Inspiring words.
482
- Very well. Prepare for takeoff!
- Yes, sir!
- Very well. Prepare for takeoff!
- Yes, sir!
483
- Mr. Fogg, are you sure?
- No!
- Mr. Fogg, are you sure?
- No!
484
- Whoa!
- [yelling]
- Whoa!
- [yelling]
485
[cheering]
[cheering]
486
How the hell are we getting back?
How the hell are we getting back?
487
- [Monique screams]
- [Passepartout] Whoa!
- [Monique screams]
- [Passepartout] Whoa!
488
- Now!
- Ohhh!
- Now!
- Ohhh!
489
[all yelling]
[all yelling]
490
[Monique squeals, laughs]
[Monique squeals, laughs]
491
You did it, Phileas! We are flying!
You did it, Phileas! We are flying!
492
My God! It's...
My God! It's...
493
magical!
magical!
494
- Better than your dreams?
- Better than my dreams.
- Better than your dreams?
- Better than my dreams.
495
Hey! Don't forget to steer!
Hey! Don't forget to steer!
496
[humming]
[humming]
497
It's a...
It's a...
498
a telegram from...
a telegram from...
499
General Fang, sir.
General Fang, sir.
500
[humming continues]
[humming continues]
501
[Kelvin yells]
[Kelvin yells]
502
We're going to make it!
We're going to make it!
503
- This all right?
- Oh, dear.
- This all right?
- Oh, dear.
504
- This is exactly like a dream I had.
- You dream of winning the race?
- This is exactly like a dream I had.
- You dream of winning the race?
505
- No, of crashing to my death.
- Don't worry. I'm gonna get it.
- No, of crashing to my death.
- Don't worry. I'm gonna get it.
506
- Look up there!
- Great Scott!
- Look up there!
- Great Scott!
507
[man] Look! A flying machine!
[man] Look! A flying machine!
508
- Don't step on the wing!
- [man] It's Phileas Fogg!
- Don't step on the wing!
- [man] It's Phileas Fogg!
509
Sir, rumor has it a flying machine
is heading for the Royal Academy,
Sir, rumor has it a flying machine
is heading for the Royal Academy,
510
our bank thief at the pedals.
our bank thief at the pedals.
511
Some people will believe anything.
Some people will believe anything.
512
[all] A flying machine is
heading for the Academy!
[all] A flying machine is
heading for the Academy!
513
- The bank thief is pedaling!
- See what I mean?
- The bank thief is pedaling!
- See what I mean?
514
Help!
Help!
515
Well done, Passepartout!
Well done, Passepartout!
516
The wing ropes!
The wing ropes!
517
[Phileas] Just a minor setback.
Another minor setback.
[Phileas] Just a minor setback.
Another minor setback.
518
- All right, this is a major setback.
- [Monique screams]
- All right, this is a major setback.
- [Monique screams]
519
A flying machine is headed
for the Royal Academy,
A flying machine is headed
for the Royal Academy,
520
and witnesses swear
that it's Phileas Fogg.
and witnesses swear
that it's Phileas Fogg.
521
[Kelvin yells]
[Kelvin yells]
522
Faster, Passepartout! Faster!
Faster, Passepartout! Faster!
523
- We're losing altitude!
- [Monique] Landing gear?
- We're losing altitude!
- [Monique] Landing gear?
524
[Phileas] That would have been
an excellent idea!
[Phileas] That would have been
an excellent idea!
525
The bird men are here!
The bird men are here!
526
No. I will not lose this wager!
No. I will not lose this wager!
527
He is not to reach the top step.
Get the police. Here. Now!
He is not to reach the top step.
Get the police. Here. Now!
528
I want Fogg arrested the moment
his feet touch British soil!
I want Fogg arrested the moment
his feet touch British soil!
529
- [whistling]
- Oh!
- [whistling]
- Oh!
530
- I'm sorry...
- Right in my ear!
- I'm sorry...
- Right in my ear!
531
Passepartout, get back in your seat.
Passepartout, get back in your seat.
532
We're going to return to the ground!
We're going to return to the ground!
533
- [all screaming]
- [screaming]
- [all screaming]
- [screaming]
534
Stop! Kitchner! Hold your ground!
Stop! Kitchner! Hold your ground!
535
- Why are they fleeing?
- [screaming]
- Why are they fleeing?
- [screaming]
536
Cowards!
Cowards!
537
Hold on!
Hold on!
538
[cheering]
[cheering]
539
[Passepartout] Make it to the top step!
[Passepartout] Make it to the top step!
540
- New Zealand. We didn't go there.
- Top step.
- New Zealand. We didn't go there.
- Top step.
541
Arrest them!
They robbed the Bank of England!
Arrest them!
They robbed the Bank of England!
542
No, no!
Nonsense! Where is your proof?
No, no!
Nonsense! Where is your proof?
543
This is the Royal Academy of Science!
This is the Royal Academy of Science!
544
We don't need to prove anything!
We don't need to prove anything!
545
Besides which,
by the time you get out of jail,
Besides which,
by the time you get out of jail,
546
you'll have lost the wager.
you'll have lost the wager.
547
[bell tolls]
[bell tolls]
548
Noon.
Noon.
549
We did our best.
We did our best.
550
Out of me way! Move it!
I used to be somebody important!
Out of me way! Move it!
I used to be somebody important!
551
Should have thrown him
through a higher window.
Should have thrown him
through a higher window.
552
- Get off!
- Get rid of this buffoon!
- Get off!
- Get rid of this buffoon!
553
That's the thanks I get for going
halfway around the world to stop Fogg?
That's the thanks I get for going
halfway around the world to stop Fogg?
554
[murmuring]
[murmuring]
555
He also sent a Chinese warlord
to kill Phileas Fogg!
He also sent a Chinese warlord
to kill Phileas Fogg!
556
That's right. He did!
That's right. He did!
557
Lies! All of it!
Lies! All of it!
558
- [raspberries]
- [crowd protesting]
- [raspberries]
- [crowd protesting]
559
- Kitchner!
- Yes?
- Kitchner!
- Yes?
560
- Tell them!
- Oh, well, yes, uh...
- Tell them!
- Oh, well, yes, uh...
561
- [stammering] Well, the thing of it...
- You mumbling moron!
- [stammering] Well, the thing of it...
- You mumbling moron!
562
Salisbury, translate Kitchner's blather.
Salisbury, translate Kitchner's blather.
563
I... Me... I... Yes. Yes!
I... Me... I... Yes. Yes!
564
- Rhodes!
- The thing of it is,
- Rhodes!
- The thing of it is,
565
I don't want to make a fuss.
I don't want to make a fuss.
566
- You spineless cretins!
- [crowd gasps]
- You spineless cretins!
- [crowd gasps]
567
That man stuck me with quills!
Bunches of them!
That man stuck me with quills!
Bunches of them!
568
Yes! Lord Kelvin's a bully!
Yes! Lord Kelvin's a bully!
569
It's true! I hate to admit it,
but I'm a battered lord.
It's true! I hate to admit it,
but I'm a battered lord.
570
- No!
- Oh, boo-hoo!
- No!
- Oh, boo-hoo!
571
So what if I did
try to kill Phileas Fogg?
So what if I did
try to kill Phileas Fogg?
572
What are you gutless peons
going to do about it?
What are you gutless peons
going to do about it?
573
I hold all the power!
I run everything!
I hold all the power!
I run everything!
574
So which of you half-wits
is going to stop me? You? You? You?
So which of you half-wits
is going to stop me? You? You? You?
575
- The queen!
- The queen?
- The queen!
- The queen?
576
Oh, the queen!
Oh, the queen!
577
That inbred, antiquated old cow!
That inbred, antiquated old cow!
578
The only way she could stop me
is if she sat on me!
The only way she could stop me
is if she sat on me!
579
With her big, fat royal bottom!
With her big, fat royal bottom!
580
[laughing]
[laughing]
581
She's behind me, isn't she?
She's behind me, isn't she?
582
Oh, Your Majesty.
Oh, Your Majesty.
583
I have just apprehended the culprits
who robbed the Bank of England.
I have just apprehended the culprits
who robbed the Bank of England.
584
- No, Majesty!
- [Fix] Rubbish!
- No, Majesty!
- [Fix] Rubbish!
585
Quiet!
Quiet!
586
I love being able to do that.
I love being able to do that.
587
So, Lord Kelvin,
So, Lord Kelvin,
588
unsportsmanlike conduct,
attempted murder,
unsportsmanlike conduct,
attempted murder,
589
trading my arsenal for Buddhas.
trading my arsenal for Buddhas.
590
How do you know about that?
I never said...
How do you know about that?
I never said...
591
Admit it. You've been
a naughty boy, haven't you?
Admit it. You've been
a naughty boy, haven't you?
592
[murmuring]
[murmuring]
593
Your Majesty, I assure you,
there is an explanation for all of this.
Your Majesty, I assure you,
there is an explanation for all of this.
594
What it was, was, was...
What it was, was, was...
595
I was... I... I was simply...
I was... I... I was simply...
596
simply...
simply...
597
Why do they always run?
Why do they always run?
598
Arrest him.
Arrest him.
599
Get out of my way, you fools!
Unhand me! Don't you know who I am?
Get out of my way, you fools!
Unhand me! Don't you know who I am?
600
I'll kill you!
I'll have you for this, Fogg!
I'll kill you!
I'll have you for this, Fogg!
601
So, is this Phileas Fogg's
miraculous flying invention?
So, is this Phileas Fogg's
miraculous flying invention?
602
Your Majesty, we all invented it.
Your Majesty, we all invented it.
603
I'm very impressed,
and that doesn't happen often.
I'm very impressed,
and that doesn't happen often.
604
Thank you.
Thank you.
605
But still, we failed
to help Phileas win his bet.
But still, we failed
to help Phileas win his bet.
606
- I'm sorry, Phileas.
- Don't be, my cheri.
- I'm sorry, Phileas.
- Don't be, my cheri.
607
I saw the world.
I learnt of new cultures.
I saw the world.
I learnt of new cultures.
608
I flew across an ocean.
I flew across an ocean.
609
I wore women's clothing.
I wore women's clothing.
610
Oh?
Oh?
611
Made a friend.
Made a friend.
612
Fell in love.
Fell in love.
613
- Who cares if I lost a wager?
- [Queen] I do.
- Who cares if I lost a wager?
- [Queen] I do.
614
- I've got 20 quid riding on you.
- Your Majesty, it has gone 1 2 noon.
- I've got 20 quid riding on you.
- Your Majesty, it has gone 1 2 noon.
615
Correct. Which gives you
24 hours remaining.
Correct. Which gives you
24 hours remaining.
616
- Could we have miscounted?
- No.
- Could we have miscounted?
- No.
617
I moved Mr. Fogg's watch ahead one hour
as we passed each time zone.
I moved Mr. Fogg's watch ahead one hour
as we passed each time zone.
618
The international date line.
The international date line.
619
We set our watches forward
at 20 more time zones, so...
We set our watches forward
at 20 more time zones, so...
620
here it's still day 79.
here it's still day 79.
621
- So, we've...
- We've won!
- So, we've...
- We've won!
622
We won, we won...
We won, we won...
623
- Thank God. Ah!
- [gasping]
- Thank God. Ah!
- [gasping]
624
Your Majesty, l...
I apologize. Do forgive me.
Your Majesty, l...
I apologize. Do forgive me.
625
- I quite forgot myself.
- Go and win your bet, Mr. Fogg.
- I quite forgot myself.
- Go and win your bet, Mr. Fogg.
626
I shall need a new minister of science.
I shall need a new minister of science.
627
Uh, yes, of course, Your Majesty.
Uh, yes, of course, Your Majesty.
628
- Shall we?
- Yeah.
- Shall we?
- Yeah.
629
- Go!
- [cheering]
- Go!
- [cheering]
630
- We won, Phileas! We won!
- Yes!
- We won, Phileas! We won!
- Yes!
631
We won!
We won!
632
Oh, well done!
Oh, well done!
633
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
634
[shrieking]
[shrieking]
635
[screaming]
[screaming]
636
- Oh!
- [thudding]
- Oh!
- [thudding]
637
[crowd cheering]
[crowd cheering]
638
Everybody
Everybody
639
All over the world
All over the world
640
Join the celebration
Join the celebration
641
The race is won
The race is won
642
A feat for man
A feat for man
643
Eighty days since it all began
Eighty days since it all began
644
Crowds are cheering for Phileas Fogg
Crowds are cheering for Phileas Fogg
645
Mice are dancing with cats and dogs
Mice are dancing with cats and dogs
646
For he has proved
For he has proved
647
With a positive mind
With a positive mind
648
The world is yours and all mankind
The world is yours and all mankind
649
Can live together and be as one
Can live together and be as one
650
As the universe is
We are just one sun
As the universe is
We are just one sun
651
We 're singing
We 're singing
652
Everybody
Everybody
653
All over the world
All over the world
654
In every nation
In every nation
655
Everybody
Everybody
656
All over the world
All over the world
657
Join the celebration
Join the celebration
658
The meek and the gentle
The meek and the gentle
659
Shall inherit the earth
Shall inherit the earth
660
So live your dream for all it's worth
So live your dream for all it's worth
661
And don 't forget
To shoot for the stars
And don 't forget
To shoot for the stars
662
If you want to fly
To Jupiter or Mars sing
If you want to fly
To Jupiter or Mars sing
663
Everybody
Everybody
664
All over the world
All over the world
665
In every nation
In every nation
666
Everybody
Everybody
667
All over the world
All over the world
668
Join the celebration
Join the celebration
669
[people laughing]
[people laughing]
670
Le monde, le monde
Le monde, le monde
671
Le monde entier
Le monde entier
672
Todo el mundo
Todo el mundo
673
Por todas partes
Por todas partes
674
[singing in Japanese]
[singing in Japanese]
675
Everybody
Everybody
676
All over the world
All over the world
677
Join the celebration
Join the celebration
678
Everybody
Everybody
679
All over the world
All over the world
680
Everybody
Everybody
681
All over the world
All over the world
682
In every nation
In every nation
683
Everybody
Everybody
684
All over the world
All over the world
685
Join the celebration
Join the celebration
686
Everybody
Everybody
687
All over the world
All over the world
688
In every nation
In every nation
689
Everybody
Everybody
690
All over the world
All over the world
691
Join the celebration
Join the celebration
692
It's a small world
It's a small world
It's a small world
It's a small world
693
It's a small world
It's a small world
It's a small world
It's a small world
694
It's a world of laughter
A world of tears
It's a world of laughter
A world of tears
695
It's a world of hope
And a world of fears
It's a world of hope
And a world of fears
696
There 's so much that we share
That it's time we 're aware
There 's so much that we share
That it's time we 're aware
697
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
698
- Everybody, now
- It's a small world after all
- Everybody, now
- It's a small world after all
699
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
700
- Everybody, now
- It's a small world after all
- Everybody, now
- It's a small world after all
701
It's a small, small
Small, small world
It's a small, small
Small, small world
702
Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah
703
There is just one moon
And one golden sun
There is just one moon
And one golden sun
704
And a smile means friendship
To everyone
And a smile means friendship
To everyone
705
Though the mountains divide
And the oceans are wide
Though the mountains divide
And the oceans are wide
706
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
707
Come on, come on
Everybody, now
Come on, come on
Everybody, now
708
- It's a small world after all
- Can you hear me now
- It's a small world after all
- Can you hear me now
709
- It's a small world after all
- Everybody, now
- It's a small world after all
- Everybody, now
710
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
711
It's a small, small world
It's a small, small world
712
It's a small world after all
No matter if you're big or small
It's a small world after all
No matter if you're big or small
713
Come on, everybody
Let's bounce to this
Come on, everybody
Let's bounce to this
714
Let's dance along with a little twist
Let's dance along with a little twist
715
It's a small world after all
No matter if you're big or small
It's a small world after all
No matter if you're big or small
716
Come on, everybody
Let's bounce to this
Come on, everybody
Let's bounce to this
717
Let's spread some love
With a little twist
Let's spread some love
With a little twist
718
It's a small world
It's a small world
It's a small world
It's a small world
719
It's a world of laughter
A world of tears
It's a world of laughter
A world of tears
720
It's a world of hope
And a world of fears
It's a world of hope
And a world of fears
721
There 's so much that we share
That it's time we 're aware
There 's so much that we share
That it's time we 're aware
722
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
723
- Everybody, now
- It's a small world after all
- Everybody, now
- It's a small world after all
724
Come on, everybody, now
Come on, everybody, now
725
- It's a small world after all
- Can you hear me now
- It's a small world after all
- Can you hear me now
726
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
727
It's a small, small
Small, small world
It's a small, small
Small, small world
728
Come on, everybody, now
Come on, everybody, now
729
- It's a small world after all
- Come on, everybody, now
- It's a small world after all
- Come on, everybody, now
730
- It's a small world after all
- Can you hear me now
- It's a small world after all
- Can you hear me now
731
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
732
It's a small, small
Small, small world
It's a small, small
Small, small world
733
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
734
- It's a small world after all
- Can you hear me now
- It's a small world after all
- Can you hear me now
735
- It's a small world after all
- Come on, come on
- It's a small world after all
- Come on, come on
736
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
737
It's a small, small
Small, small world
It's a small, small
Small, small world
738
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
739
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
740
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
741
It's a small, small
Small, small world
It's a small, small
Small, small world
742
- It's a small world after all
- Everybody, now
- It's a small world after all
- Everybody, now
743
- It's a small world after all
- Come on, can you hear me now
- It's a small world after all
- Come on, can you hear me now
744
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
745
- It's a small, small world
- Yeah, it's small
- It's a small, small world
- Yeah, it's small
746
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
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